Hahahahahhahaahha!!! Ole Meat Suckin' Emmy aint gonna like this menu today!! 
She will need a feed after!! Look out Sydney!!
She will need a feed after!! Look out Sydney!!
Emmylou Loves #82 The human blob with no job, food in her gob, chasing knob & having a sob.
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Brooke Blurton posted the shared menu from today and there’s not a bit of red meat in sight! Unless Brooke is vegetarian? But it does say ‘Shared menu’ on the top. How will AmyLou cope????
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Snap! Just posted the same! LolHahahahahhahaahha!!! Ole Meat Suckin' Emmy aint gonna like this menu today!!
She will need a feed after!! Look out Sydney!!
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Chiswick providing a menu that would’ve cost $4 a head to put together
Actual unseen footage of yesterday’s bewdiful gorjus family day…#blessed #grateful #ouch
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Brooke Blurton posted the shared menu from today and there’s not a bit of red meat in sight! Unless Brooke is vegetarian? But it does say ‘Shared menu’ on the top. How will AmyLou cope????
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Snap! Just posted the same! Lol
But we know mumma will take herself for an exorbitant dinner (dinner for one). The kids get the homemade day trip food but lazy gets to indulge because you know, ‘she’s paying’.
Quick Fezzas, we can all look like lou, without buying from lou.
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Most of the influencers don't eat anyway..so no big deal..but they didn't count on our rogue Melbourne jockey showing up having not eaten for all of 1.5 hours..Chiswick providing a menu that would’ve cost $4 a head to put together
Can see Emmylou chanting--- You don't make friends with salad,,,,
Garnier have reposted Brooke their ambassador but where’s our JetsetterLou? Did she make it out of the Virgin Lounge?
Fingers crossed for a hotel room Live.
Fingers crossed for a hotel room Live.
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Or a live asking us for directions while she roams the suburbs aimlessly instead of just checking Google maps
I reckon she took one look at the menu and went screaming towards the nearest steakhouse!!!
Victor Churchill butcher is just around the corner, so she can spend over $200 on a steakI reckon she took one look at the menu and went screaming towards the nearest steakhouse!!!
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I heard her saying"I'm in the size 12 jeans" as she rolled down
Do we actually know how our Amy ended up covered in dirt?Victor Churchill butcher is just around the corner, so she can spend over $200 on a steak
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I heard her saying"I'm in the size 12 jeans" as she rolled down
That's just her everyday 'look' she is a putrid, unhygienic pig.
Fingers crossed she picks up some Wipes or MARRRRCELLLLLA water from Garnier because don't you know!? 'IM THE AMBASSADOR!'
I keep getting zoe moss ads on my Facebook feed - Why are all the models fat? Can't they stick in a couple skinny ones?
Pardon?
Hopefully someone at the event teaches her how to take her eye make up off
If the event is called “greener” something or other… surely you’d wear something green? I DON’T KNOW. That putrid outfit you’re wearing comes in green, right?!
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