Yes, OMG - it reminds of the Clag glue we all used in kindy
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STICK YOUR TONGUE BACK IN YOUR bleeping UGLY HEAD!!!
Emmylou Loves #82 The human blob with no job, food in her gob, chasing knob & having a sob.
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Whats up with this um grip!!?!? 
She loves that they all cook together, yet when her kids want to help her, she would rather crawl in a hole!
Also.... tell
Me
Ur "special" without telling me ur "special"
She loves that they all cook together, yet when her kids want to help her, she would rather crawl in a hole!
Also.... tell
Me
Ur "special" without telling me ur "special"
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Mmmm looks like a cosy 3some tinight.. the old workbench in the hovel will be getting a good workout.. at least an excuse to wash the bloody awful brown floral sheets tomorrow! 
Yet the kids get plain white rice balls!!
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Pretty sure sazda just tastes of nothing? Poor guy has been in literal Africa for weeks and Emmy is like, βoh I know what to cook for you! African food!!!β 
That my dear friend is hand job gripWhats up with this um grip!!?!?
She loves that they all cook together, yet when her kids want to help her, she would rather crawl in a hole!
Also.... tell
Me
Ur "special" without telling me ur "special"
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EL likes to stick to a theme!Pretty sure sazda just tastes of nothing? Poor guy has been in literal Africa for weeks and Emmy is like, βoh I know what to cook for you! African food!!!β
Maybe she should have made them her signature dish. Burger wraps.
She holds her pen like that also. Sheβs a box of all sorts.Whats up with this um grip!!?!?
She loves that they all cook together, yet when her kids want to help her, she would rather crawl in a hole!
Also.... tell
Me
Ur "special" without telling me ur "special"
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You are a fat middle aged woman - stop sticking your tongue out like youβre some 20 year old on tiktok 
She's says she loves that they all cook together, but do they ever invite her over to their place? She makes a big song and dance about all the friends etc but we NEVER see her invited anywhere, things only happen if she hosts them. That's a transactional friendship EL, you're being used!
Why is she posting ads at 5am!? Also, she makes a big song and dance about how she βneverβ eats breakfast and just has a coffee, now breakfast is important? Terrible ad.
From not eating breakfast to when she does itβs 2 Weetbix oh wait Special K has just paid her so now she eats that.
Fezzas what did she mean by mixing it up when she has comps? Is she an athlete now
Fezzas what did she mean by mixing it up when she has comps? Is she an athlete now
Hereβs a snippet of the reel
Hmmm paid partnership with Kellogg for breakfast cereal when she usually has a bread stick, bugs or nothing and is starved by 11am
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Does she mean that swimming competition? She was an Olympic swimmer for a few weeks now nothing. Sheβs a dancer nowFrom not eating breakfast to when she does itβs 2 Weetbix oh wait Special K has just paid her so now she eats that.
Fezzas what did she mean by mixing it up when she has comps? Is she an athlete now
Farkkk. I love special k and now I have to find another breakfast cereal. 
When she has comps 
So EL now eats SpecialK? In between making the kids egg and bacon burgers and dragging them to the market before school?
Love that she including her dancing. Such a busy lady.
I really don't get why Special K needs to do a paid partnership. Seems strange.
Love that she including her dancing. Such a busy lady.
I really don't get why Special K needs to do a paid partnership. Seems strange.
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EmmyLou-Liar this is your usual breakfast: slop
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