EmmyLou Loves #81 twenty seven orgasms over BBQ meat, no wonder this tubroll can't see her feet!

[TwentyTwentyWon]

We know those clothes she models end up back on the racks for sale, so which poor bastard is going to get those pink culottes that Lou wore, dragging over the wet ground

And the jumper that would have gotten damp in the rain and smelling like BO

 

[KmartByron]

Awwwwww you guuuyyyyzzzz! We’re such ders! These are the joggers that will be sent up to the old people’s home in Rochy because of the floods, of course! Emmy Lou has just been waiting for them to be shipped, go on sale, not get sold and have a whole heap to write off donate. We were just a year early! OMG ELL, so generous of you!

 

[Oops I did it again]

I quite liked the cardigan too but would never give this cow a cent of my money!!

Also I am actually a S-M so if that’s the size that fits ol’ “size 10” it would be too big. Hate these labels that have overly generous sizing to play on their customers’ vanity!!

I like the cardigan as well (except for it not matching up at the back). This slug is not getting a cent of my hard earned money.

 

[notgifted]

Why is Emmylous creative vision for a photo shoot ALWAYS on a road. Has someone told her once that you must always get action shots like crossing and road and she’s gone yep. Every photo shoot will be on the road, crossing the road, on the foot path, near a cafe on the road, zebra crossing.

I’m glad she’s not allowed to take pictures near Dumbarse and Funkwit anymore. Who wants to go out for a Sunday breakfast and be filmed eating your pancakes? Not me

She loves the roadside photo shoots as she resembles a squashed toad aka roadkill, makes her feel at ease

 

[Michy02]

Fezzas is my new avatar too scary? I don’t want to give anyone nightmares

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It looks like a slice of ham haha or skin!

 

[peacefulsoul]

The fluoro yellow zip is really selling it.View attachment 2103864

Hideous.

 

[Madame Snark]

Tell me you read here Amy, without telling me you read here.

Get snarked on for ordering 1 teriyaki chicken between three of you the other day. Cue today's stories of V with her own plate of scones and C with a slice of cheesecake.

 

[Gomi goner]

Culottes are pants that hang like a skirt?

Almost all fashion sites define them as also being around the knee in length:
Culottes, derived from the French word "culot," which means the lower half of a thing, are knee-length trousers that are cut to very closely resemble a skirt. When this pant style first came about in the '20s, it was referred to as a "split skirt." Look for trousers that land at or slightly below the knee and have a very full bottom. Those are culottes

 

[Oxtail_spew]

I like the cardigan as well (except for it not matching up at the back). This slug is not getting a cent of my hard earned money.

Someone else will 100% have the cardi and probs cheaper. The orange and pink one she had the other day is also for sale at a shop in my home town and $10 cheaper, they all get their stuff from the same wholesalers. I’ll keep my eyes peeled for y’all

 

[YankeeRoo]

Meanwhile this is half of some families food budget for the week!!! .

 

[notgifted]

Fezzas is my new avatar too scary? I don’t want to give anyone nightmares View attachment 2104027
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It looks like a slice of ham haha or skin!

Reminds me of those foot mask / socks you apply and days later a layer of skin peels off

 

[Director of Mugs]

Tell me you read here Amy, without telling me you read here.

Get snarked on for ordering 1 teriyaki chicken between three of you the other day. Cue today's stories of V with her own plate of scones and C with a slice of cheesecake.

I thought I heard them say that C was sharing the cake with EL?

That's a massive piece of steak.

 

[YankeeRoo]

 

[Gomi goner]

Hope "town" tea rooms?!?!
Fark she's a moron. The list of words this slug can't pronounce is epic.

 

[Madame Snark]

I thought I heard them say that C was sharing the cake with EL?

That's a massive piece of steak.

Could be right - I watched with the sound off.

The last thing I'd feel like after a 'busy' day with an early start would be half a cow... give me a toastie and an early night in

 

[rita.margs]

Reminds me of those foot mask / socks you apply and days later a layer of skin peels off

That reminds me… I have a foot mask I wanna do.

 

[influencerschminzuer]

Fezzas is my new avatar too scary? I don’t want to give anyone nightmares View attachment 2104027
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It looks like a slice of ham haha or skin!

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

 

[Hereforthecheezels]

So one week of holidays left so surely kids will be shipped to Aaron’s for the week (AKA going back home to Aaron’s where they live)

 

[gemmagucci]

So this sloth has discovered Hopetoun tea rooms - also its right next to the Wittner Collins street store. She’s probably returning the 2 pairs of Wittner shoes she didn’t wear.

and can she please stop ruining my local - The Graham hotel: i was there last week, took my Son and girlfriend for a meal. No one in the dining room takes video pics. You are a dork , you friendless f***k.
****someone gift Vida a new track pants. Poor girl is so shabby.

 

[Butt3rfly]

That reminds me… I have a foot mask I wanna do.

Ditto…there’s a new exfoliating one I want to try