EmmyLou Loves #53 Pancake tits, she thinks she's lit, any excuse to take off her kit

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Meh I don’t think that part is a big deal. At 12 they should be trusted. It’s the giving him the shit seats that annoys me more!
 
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ROOT AND SLOP night.
 
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Here's EL on Healthy Homes

She is so not a size 12 she looks bigger than the guy in this video and he’s not a size 12 either!

Wait, what??
 
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EL you can post that oil stew all you like and the recipe etc I assure you no need to perfect it as no one will know, we wont be trying it. Fucking rank who cooks a heavy fat laden meal each and every week??? who is eating it, her during the night? Slips downstairs for a little bowl and a cry...
 
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Super mum - except when sending the kids off to camp and she dresses inappropriately, cos it's really all about her

Super mum - except in the mornings when leaves the kids alone (in an easy to find address) so she can go for a 'walk' and eyefuck herself into her phone

Super Mum - except when it comes to cooking for the kids, because who gives a fuck if they might like, and need, some plain food and veges

Super Mum - except when preparing their lunches for school, they can fend for themselves (the oldest can totally do it)

Super Mum - except when it's her turn to have them and she's 'invited' to a movie (or envelope) opening. Sorry Aaron, they're yours now cos priorities

*feel free to add reasons as to why she is mother of the year...
 
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GUYS IM 10DPO AND I GOT A FAINT LINE TODAY OMG CAN I SHARE THE PIC PLEASE I HAVE NO ONE TO TELL
 
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She has heard back from Echuca and Shepparton and "all that". She has conceded defeat on ever getting Rochester right.
 
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So not only does she not give a fuck about how many animals she consumes on a weekly basis, but she also couldn't give stuff about the environment.
Plastic bags? Really Lardylou? Do better!

* I know we all get caught out a times and just have to have one but she KNOWS she's going to market, yet never seem to bring her own...
 

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This woman cares about herself and herself only.
 
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