EmmyLou Loves #51 Uber driver failed to stop, but the real car crash is EL's tits in her Henne top

[EmmysUnusedHairbrush]

Marvel, indeed we do! Marvel at....

Your parenting of The Children
Where you get all your money from
What your actual job is
Where the 20kg weight loss is
How you're still chasing fame
How you get it wrong so many times
How thirsty you are for attention
How your community don't see through your continual lies

The list is endless! Do better even if not for you, for The Children!

 

[makeitstop]

Ok so it wasnt babe! Damn. This guys a cutie. I was excited for her.

Also her baleciaga shopping bag is highlighter yellow to match her shoes. I cant deal with this lounatic. She looks like tit.

It completely clashes with the barcode white she has no idea about anything.

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Bits of flubber popping out everywhere.

I have discovered that my daughter follows this guy straight on the phone now.

 

[Black.bird]

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Emmylou is totes a real-life Mrs Bucket!

For the younger audience who don't know who I mean, she was a very funny character on a TV show called "Keeping up with Appearances" - and many of Emmylou's facial expressions match hers to a 't'!

mrs bucket keeping up appearances - Google Search

 

[Wot Now?]

Hyacinth Bucket WAS CLEAN! Mind my walls!

 

[rita.margs]

Was it premiere or an advanced screening?? She keeps saying it was a premiere. There’s no doubt in my mind it was an advanced screening, but she’s absolutely messing with my head now.

 

[Hellojanuary]

I have no doubt this has already been said, but

MURIEL AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Muriel. I’m dead. This is as funny as the hotel room tour of the wall behind the curtain.

 

[Buttercup725]

She's so embarrassing, imagine witnessing this in person. I would die from the cringe, just on the spot dead.

Also the dress and the bag matching labels? Tacky as duck.

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I died in my car watching it.

 

[Scaredweirdlittleguy]

Was it premiere or an advanced screening?? She keeps saying it was a premiere. There’s no doubt in my mind it was an advanced screening, but she’s absolutely messing with my head now.

Marvel AuNZ call it a special screening event…

 

[sweatysalmonbox]

Little toe strikes again

Little piggie trying to escape both the toe and the 4 titties out of 4 Tittylou’s ill-fitting bra

 

[Oops I did it again]

Ugh the screaming! She must have all eyes on her at all times. I think yeah maybe she knows the lingo “down the barrel” but she’s just trying too hard. Is she getting any more famous, any more followers?

Screeching like a banshee because the band was playing Afro beats too loud.

 

[sweatysalmonbox]

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Am I right in saying that she did TWO passes of the media wall??? ‍

Screeching like a banshee because the band was playing Afro beats too loud.

Why wasn’t she dropping it like it’s hot to the Afro beats?? Never stops her usually….missed opportunity

I did not need her yelling at me and throwing gang signs at me first thing in the morning after a tit sleep in a hotel. Ugh. But yep, 100% babe in the background!!! I grabbed a screenshot too!!

Yeah it’s more like her

 

[Super Cute]

ConfusciousLou loves her quotes so much…here’s one especially for her

 

[sweatysalmonbox]

I have no words for the tit show I just watched.

Except MURIEL

You’re terrible Muriel

 

[Limpy Love]

Missy where you at ??
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She’s so thirsty to inject herself into the African communidy it’s cringey.

Here’s a hot tip EL, you’re HALF VIETNAMESE so how’s about embracing your heritage and immersing yourself in the HUGE Vietnamese communidy that Melbourne has?? Not the vibe that aligns with your quest for celebrity status?

Her friends??

Once again old mate proving that she has no idea what a friendship is.

Friends aren't people you pay with money or gifts, they are the ones in your life who stick with you through the good and bad times without payment.

You would know that though LL if you had anyone in your life who is truly your friend.

What a bleeping miserable existence it would be to continually have people around you, purely for the kickbacks.

You reap what you sow, Muriel.

 

[sweatysalmonbox]

“Down the barrel or to you?” Righto Tracy Grimshaw. I literally can’t keep up with this thread

I mean when I think down the barrel I think of but ok

Omg she invited a basketball player to be her plus one this is just so embarrasing

More embarrassing for him that he actually went as her plus 1 #payrolllou

How embarrassing! That poor dress will need to be burned after that evening. She looked so stupid, her massive collection of Camilla dresses would have been a thousand times more suited than that mess.

I’m also pretty certain that was the guy at the footy, but I don’t think he’s the same as the hot air balloon guy or the goat weekend guy, he may just be a friend unless she has a bunch of dudes on rotation?

It’s a gang bang…. ok I’ll see myself out

Someone said it before, her hairdresser is terrible. When she had her highlights redone you couldn’t even tell she spent the day eating stinky salmon in the salon. She walked out with a curl to her hair exclaiming it was so much brighter but the fried mess looked untouched. Last night’s super special styling could 100% be done at home. Emmylou may as well have just thrown the money straight into the bin for all it was worth.


I wish I could get into the Kearns’ thread but they make me feel so sick and so angry I can’t get over it. I know Emmylou and cachia kill me but there’s just something about those two that I can’t deal with.

You called?

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I thought babe was in the green jacket?

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hought Babe was in the green jacket too, but got confused when she said she wasn’t dating any of them. I read it as just friends with everyone she was with, but now think she just means the basketball players in that photo.

 

[sweatysalmonbox]

Obviously she’s not dating the two basketball players (), but she’s also got two male friends? Separate from the man she’s dating? I’m sure beige jacket and green jacket were with her. She doesn’t have any female friends?! Where are all these “friends” coming from all of a sudden?

It’s payday

 

[rita.margs]

Can’t help but notice there’s been nothing about C and her school camping trip? Did Alove tell her that there was to be no fanfare about it?
So, instead, she’s just banging on about this special screening that she went to…

 

[OhMyLou]

@sweatysalmonbox
Maybe she sponsors him as a player it happens in AFL and part of the payback is one on one time and this was it for the poor bastard

 

[rita.margs]

Babe(??), recording her dishing up The Curry™️