EmmyLou Loves #51 Uber driver failed to stop, but the real car crash is EL's tits in her Henne top

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rita.margs

Sadventures of EL; Dry b(c)undt, wet hair, the children are at camp and she’s just another BBQ tramp.

(I know it’s early for a thread suggestion, but the way today is going, I give it another two days before we hit 50 pages)
 
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ICouldTotallySizeDown

That’s all fine but then you don’t put steaming hot fried chicken slabs in with it and shut the lid right?

Black.bird said:
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Good grief - she actually paid money for this "look"?

You "poured" it out of the oven?!
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Is that why your floors are brown?
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Looks exactly like the carpet
 
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gemmagucci

So made a large pot of fresh curry today yet gave a pre made, frozen batch of curry to C for her dinner. What a waste of her mad dog busy day making a 2 hour curry. Maybe the pot of curry is for her late night dinner when comes home from her important work event.

She was ready by 4pm. So excited to get out the house and leave the kids. The night before C camp??? So sad. Bet its a tit for tat with Aaron. “Aaron I work harder than you and i need to go to a ‘work’ event. You take the kids. You never have them. My work is more important than yours’.

Yea the Gardner chick is a port Melbourne Local. Hangs with some of the mums who like to bring their #kmartplate to special school events #mothersdaylunches #hangsinthetoilets
 
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Expresso Martini

Fuck I hate that high pitched, fake, patronising tone she puts on. Just speak to your kids normally!
 
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Director of Mugs

Finally caught up.

So she spent hour over a curry with 1.5 kilos of meat for Babe?

And the premiere is nothing special. It's really just an advance screening. It's not like any of the actors from the movie will be there.
 
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icouldsizedown

This is beyond a joke, she doesn’t need another “health retreat”, she needs a grippy sock holiday

I think Aaron actually kept her somewhat grounded, she wasn’t gallivanting to events every single night or cooking in her knickers (curried pubes, anyone?). The idea of pushing my child out the door the night before camp, especially after being away so much for no fucking reason, makes me feel sick.

also, BALENCIAGA?! And a hair appointment? To stand in front of a media wall? Who the fuck does she think she is? Walmart Beyoncé?!?!
 
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YankeeRoo

EL is Wakanda the new African name for the Honey Pot??? And we did NOT need to see the nude side of you!!
 
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Platenipples

FUCK SHE LOVES HERSELF. Just put her smug selfie face underneath the word narcissist in the dictionary
 
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icouldsizedown

“If you’re not in the arena getting your arse kicked I’m not interested in your feedback” what arena? What arse kicking? What is she actually striving to achieve aside from buying pointless shit and getting her picture taken? People who contribute something to better society and the lives of the people around them are the ones in the arena. You’re in the grandstands getting your eyelashes done you absolute waste of oxygen
 
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Gomi goner

Oh boy, her hairdresser hates her!!!

First, she spends hours and charges hundreds for foils that are practically non existent, then does this?!!

And yet another crazy unhealthy, fatty, meaty curry
 
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rita.margs

Gomi goner said:
Oh boy, her hairdresser hates her!!!

First, she spends hours and charges hundreds for foils that are practically non existent, then does this?!!

And yet another crazy unhealthy, fatty, meaty curry
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Is her hairdresser one of us?
 
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BlanchtheSausages

What has her insta become, a Tinder audition or an Only Fans for those who like their women chunky and their meat oily??
 
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somanyteeth

grippy sock holiday.
I know this is serious talk but I love that i knew exactly what you were talking about.
Director of Mugs said:
Finally caught up.

So she spent hour over a curry with 1.5 kilos of meat for Babe?

And the premiere is nothing special. It's really just an advance screening. It's not like any of the actors from the movie will be there.
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Yes exactly! She keeps calling them premiers but really they're advanced screenings. A free glass of bubbly, maybe a free tiny cup of popcorn and some pics by an intern at a pull up wall.
Years ago mum owned a cafe in Geelong and Bay FM always gave her "movie premier" tickets. By ELs definition I was a celeb my whole teenage life.
 
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