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Love her idea of outfits suitable to strut through the airport like an important business woman.
I feel sorry for the poor bastard having to sit next to the plastic clad beach ball on the plane.
Looks like there was no need for an alarm her eyes are so bloodshot she must have spent the night trying to cry herself to sleep
I feel sorry for the poor bastard having to sit next to the plastic clad beach ball on the plane.
Looks like there was no need for an alarm her eyes are so bloodshot she must have spent the night trying to cry herself to sleep
I thought the same thing. Imagine heading to your seat to see this sitting there.
the sound of that plastic skirt sticking to the seat. Those shoes.
I hope she takes her giant dump prior to boarding or there will be a Mid Air Emergency called . We don’t need another repeat of Myer, no SL to call in for back up.
I'm heading to the airport now. Will keep my eyes peeled. She won't be hard to spot. I'll look for the baby blue teltubby glued to her phone looking at her own selfies.
I agree leave Jess out of this she seems nice
One alarm and the week is going to be epic - mate I have about 15 alarms
Go up to her and pretend you are a fan
you’ll make it onto her stories & go viral !Oh that’s bad Auskick is hard and they are always inclusive ie mum’s on Father’s Day and dads on Mother’s Day. Some Auskicks have over 150 kids and have 1 volunteer doing admin so it’s easy to slip up with that stuff! How about you put your hand up Jess and help out??She is a solo mum to a boy - the auskick presentation coincided with Father’s Day weekend and from what I gather club mentioned that before the presentation, there would be a short footy session and the kids were encouraged to bring along their dad, grandad, uncle or other significant male in their lives (noting plenty of families had mum go in lieu because the males were working etc). Instead Jess decided to make it ALL about her and claimed the club weren’t inclusive and diverseshe didn’t throw the same allegations when they done things for Mother’s Day though…..
she made horrible accusations against beautiful and generous unpaid volunteers who spend every weekend dedicated to helping kids!
she is poisonous and nasty and that’s why she associates with similar people AKA boganLou
Oh my the walk at the Virgin photo wall….
who is filming her and why the frock does she walk like that darling you are not a Victoria Secret Model for the love of Buddha stop
who is filming her and why the frock does she walk like that darling you are not a Victoria Secret Model for the love of Buddha stop
Our Emmy asking her phone-holding-lacky if the lighting is ok from her view 
It’s called Middle Seat Lottery and at a row of 3 seats she asks “where should I sit?
Omg she is so dumb
Omg she is so dumb
Oh my god, the level of second hand embarrassment I feel right now!! The strut, the poses, the legs, the where do I sit?, the lighting question, the whole thing. I am cringing so much that I’m getting a headache.
of course it is a paid partnership. She's so over the top. Why, just why do they think EL is the best person for the job? 
What in the ever loving duck is that second pose?!
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For those who are blocked you can watch some of her performance on Virgin Australia’s Instagram
Personally, if I knew I had to be sitting down on camera, I’d choose an outfit where all my fat didn’t spill out over the top. But that’s just me…
FFS Virgin I thought you were better than this 
But it is nice that hospital bluey skirt gets an outing
But it is nice that hospital bluey skirt gets an outing
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What the hell? Urgh. I can’t deal with this first up on a Monday morning. So is this actually happening at the departures at Melb Domestic? Is she actually even going anywhere?? I’m cringing so hard. If I was walking past this shitshow on my way somewhere I’d be laughing so hard.
The ole popped a squat in Myer look??
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