EmmyLou Loves #47 Our Tortilla Gorilla’s free nutritional advice? Eat meats, bags of Cheezels & old coconut rice

[Mslane]

Is this boobs on the side?

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Back boobs, guts as big as her boobs. She is a fat tree trynk shape with arms.

 

[just taking a break]

A cruise? duck I did not know the Price is Right is back on and giving out cruise prizes.

Virgin promo and socials peeps need to examine their lives and what the actual duck they are up to

 

[Mslane]

Would ya just have a look at it…. Emmylou from Emmylou Lumps. It’s all so…….. lumpy.

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My lumps my lumps, my huge arse lumps.

 

[SnarkIsLyf]

Imagine being on this flight as an actual paying passenger and having to sit there in those hideous seats whilst these twits do their spiel. I am sure our dickehead is not the only one doing the spruik. I would be fuming.

Right? The bloody safety talk annoys me imagine listening to this tit!

 

[notgifted]

Those people on the flight had no idea this was happening today? Or are they all invited on?

 

[SnarkIsLyf]

Wow!! Jason certainly has some inside information from somewhere and he's clearly triggered by Emmylou from Emmylou Loves

Jason is actually a woman. I checked their profile on their first blast last week and one of the posts was “Jason has changed HER profile picture.” and it was a girl in a cap.

 

[Oops I did it again]

She probably stole the microphone from the main flight attendant (sorry I don't know airline lingo - but when they tell you to fasten your seatbelts etc) and told those poor passengers how she spent a week with Richard Branson on his island.

 

[notgifted]

Jason is actually a woman. I checked their profile on their first blast last week and one of the posts was “Jason has changed HER profile picture.” and it was a girl in a cap.

Well tit, I wonder if the woman is the “wife” of some supposed married man, could just be a story to stir up drama though. I’m not sure ELL would stoop so low.

 

[Mslane]

Our Bogan.

 

[Oops I did it again]

Well tit, I wonder if the woman is the “wife” of some supposed married man, could just be a story to stir up drama though. I’m not sure ELL would stoop so low.

Could be 'babes' wife......

 

[SnarkIsLyf]

Jason is actually a woman. I checked their profile on their first blast last week and one of the posts was “Jason has changed HER profile picture.” and it was a girl in a cap.

Oops I mean a mask! Ex employee?

 

[BlanchtheSausages]

And the clod hoopers are off before the day even started

 

[SnarkIsLyf]

Well tit, I wonder if the woman is the “wife” of some supposed married man, could just be a story to stir up drama though. I’m not sure ELL would stoop so low.

Yeh unless it was a Tinder date and she didn’t know! We’ve all been tricked by the “not married but actually married” charmers on the apps!

 

[notgifted]

Yeh unless it was a Tinder date and she didn’t know! We’ve all been tricked by the “not married but actually married” charmers on the apps!

True, he could be a friggen slimeball out there trying to lie to women for sex, we shall wait and see if they say anything else

 

[itsspelleddivinenotdevine]

New thread: https://tattle.life/threads/emmylou...-potatoes-olives-taking-a-dump-in-myer.34575/

 

[Aaron left us blue]

If the return flight is free, it's about $400 in economy total. She may have been given lounge access only for the "promotion". Those promotional seats she sat in were economy seats.
It really is a middle seat lottery - imagine losing and having to sit next to her and her pleather skirt and those damn shoes again.

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Size 12 my arse!!

 

[notgifted]

Oops I mean a mask! Ex employee?

I hadn’t thought of that.

 

[greacea]

The excitement over the spa was embarrassing. Actually, the excitement over the whole room was embarrassing. And this is coming from myself who is a very easily exciteable person