EmmyLou Loves #47 Our Tortilla Gorilla’s free nutritional advice? Eat meats, bags of Cheezels & old coconut rice

[notgifted]

So this happened?!
I know this is the EL forum, but a lot of people seem to follow cachias drama too.. definitely a subtle post implying infidelity?

Yes! The post we had all been waiting for!

 

[itsspelleddivinenotdevine]

All that tit about just wanting to sit down, is she trying to seem relatable? I found it so annoying and it’s still bugging me

Imagine inviting someone to your expensive VIP booth and they think the best part is that they get to sit down?!

 

[notgifted]

Lol at Ell - is she in the market for a coaching shirt is she, or is it so she can quickly copy them and Zoe Miss can release first

 

[itsspelleddivinenotdevine]

Lol at Ell - is she in the market for a coaching shirt is she, or is it so she can quickly copy them and Zoe Miss can release first

Of course she loves it, it isn’t full length.

 

[cashedupbogan]

I just don't generally go to the footy with a too small Henna top on

Which is still too small after supposedly losing 20 kgs

 

[Pollie]

Yes! The post we had all been waiting for!

Yep cachia thread is going off for those interested

 

[OhMyLou]

So this happened?!
I know this is the EL forum, but a lot of people seem to follow cachias drama too.. definitely a subtle post implying infidelity?

Thank God Maddie woke up maybe Aaron helped her figure out how to leave

 

[sweatysalmonbox]

Looks like with the number of BBC’s sitting next to her she’s in for some gang bang action.. lucky girl!

This sent me

 

[Director of Mugs]

For a lot of people this is a normal wake up time, with work etc. Not for EL.

 

[notgifted]

Ell will be thanking god that Sophie’s taking a bit of a hit tonight, she will get some sleep knowing the Tattle page might leave her alone for a bit

For a lot of people this is a normal wake up time, with work etc. Not for EL.

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Yeah this absolutely makes me wild!! This is my everyday life! Plus I have 2 small kids so likely it’s broken sleep prior to the alarm.

 

[greacea]

For a lot of people this is a normal wake up time, with work etc. Not for EL.

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Yep, this is my daily alarm! No sleep in or markets breakfasts for me

 

[Oops I did it again]

For a lot of people this is a normal wake up time, with work etc. Not for EL.

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Mummas working hard this week. I’m hoping for a full airport rundown in some tight inappropriate clothes. Followed by all you can eat in Adelaide

 

[Director of Mugs]

Mummas working hard this week. I’m hoping for a full airport rundown in some tight inappropriate clothes. Followed by all you can eat in Adelaide

Will it be gut out on the plane?

 

[slap2fish2gether]

I'll meat her at the airport

 

[Emmylou Strzelecki]

I want to see what babe looks like!!!

Me too

 

[Hellojanuary]

I'll meat her at the airport

Please do. She’ll be hungry, so have the cheezels and fruchocs ready

 

[OhMyLou]

I'll meat her at the airport

Don’t forget the almond latte

 

[slap2fish2gether]

I've actually got a proper mad dog busy day tomorrow, actual meetings in the morning and then tender presentations in the afternoon

 

[b!tch_eating_crackers]

I bring you Emmy's predictable left arm pose, a montage. Est. 2018. Legend has it, it's inspired by hailing a cab in NYC and standing in a Melbourne tram. Facial expression inspired by taking a dump in Myer.

Have we ever seen it straight? Maybe she’s like a Barbie with those permanently bent arms

 

[Oxtail_spew]

I've actually got a proper mad dog busy day tomorrow, actual meetings in the morning and then tender presentations in the afternoon

Me too! Flat out! But I stayed up late to take the last lot out of the washer and hang on the clothes horse so I will give myself the luxury of a 6am sleep in before folding, lunches, showers and chaos, you know, normal parent life!! Best of luck with you MDB Monday!!