EmmyLou Loves #47 Our Tortilla Gorilla’s free nutritional advice? Eat meats, bags of Cheezels & old coconut rice

[Jasper19690]

Would ya just have a look at it…. Emmylou from Emmylou Lumps. It’s all so…….. lumpy.

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No wonder she had to cross her legs. Otherwise we would have all been subjected to seeing her smelly snatch

 

[screenfreelookatme]

WHY DOES SHE MAKE THAT FACE WHEN SHE DANCES. It makes me think she’d make in when having sex too and the thought bothers me soooooooo much.

Haha I hadn’t thought of that and now that thought bothers me so much too 🫠

 

[Jasper19690]

Oh I pity whoever buys the clothes she may have tried on

I lunch at nice places with my sister and a few girlfriends once every few months. It’s our one outing this cow goes to nice restaurants every other week and I’m sure has no idea about good food given what she cooks. She’s just trying to be like the skinny influencers but they lunch there during the week lardylou or at night for parties all of which you’re not invited too.

SL seems to have time on her hands lately too where’s the fiancé can’t imagine she’d rather be with this cow on a weekend when she’s child free. Emmy when will you have permission to update that SL is single.

SL's finance must have got sick of being constantly filmed

 

[notgifted]

The highlight of the movie for her was the length?!

They really need to stop inviting her to these things.

Everyone loves a good length

 

[Jasper19690]

For the love of God cover that gut up

Onto her 4th outfit today.

 

[Hellojanuary]

Spotted her in the wild. I recognized SL before I noticed her. Coming out of Zara in the city in her Mr T jewelry.

Tell me more!!!

 

[SnarkIsLyf]

Imagine being on this flight as an actual paying passenger and having to sit there in those hideous seats whilst these twits do their spiel. I am sure our dickehead is not the only one doing the spruik. I would be fuming.

Right? The bloody safety talk annoys me imagine listening to this shit!

 

[Ill fitting culottes]

Thought Sez was wearing ol’ mates’s gawgeus red frock 🫣

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Wow, they both have the same bra size.....

 

[reens84’]

The Black Widow pose is the funniest thing she has ever done. It kills me.

Ha ha it was is it in the media gallery?

 

[greacea]

Zoe Moss jacket off to be donated. Never worn once. Still has tags. I bought when I hadn't seen the light, but saw it not long after purchase. Hopefully one of her minions will find it and enjoy it so it's not a total waste. I feel sick that I lined fuck faces pockets.

It’s ok; there’s a few of us here in the same boat. I bought one of her ELL jumpers. It was deliciously warm… for one winter until it wore out. What a waste. And it was so expensive I’d expect it to last longer than that.

 

[Director of Mugs]

The wrong door stil makes me laugh. EL trying to be all sexy.

 

[Director of Mugs]

EL has spent so much money today on eating out. 2 dirty martinis would be nearly $50. Plus whatever food she's eating tonight.

You lost $20k, not 20kg

Gold!

@Super Cute

 

[Oops I did it again]

Ignore my previous thread title as it needs Brad!
#48 Brad told her to get fucked coz she's such a liar. After steak, potatoes & fried olives, she took a dump in Myer.

So good

 

[itsbeenaminute]

of course it is a paid partnership. She's so over the top. Why, just why do they think EL is the best person for the job?

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What the fuck is she doing????

 

[Jasper19690]

She mentions something about “my boyfriend” in her screeching at the photographer at the premiere press wall. Did anyone catch what she said?

I heard her say boyfriend too. But couldn't catch anything else she said

 

[YankeeRoo]

Wow!!!!!! Her shirt don't lie!! I am gonna just leave this here!! View attachment 1671093View attachment 1671094

Does she even know what her shirt means??? Or did she??? And thinks were all stupid??

 

[DoomScroller]

It is. But you can watch a clip of it here.

The clip is bewdiful. Some may even call it art!

 

[Sashafierce]

I'll pay the bail for anyone who can break in and steal all that fucking gold chain jewellery, its so disgusting, and why would you wear a thick chain out on your walk around the block? Get in the bin.

And you just know she sleeps in it, showers in it, shags in it! So gross

 

[Shade. And you?]

Didn't she have this aje top altered to fit her? It has a zip in the back, I'm assuming she had that added in.

Remember when she went on a streak of getting fast farshon altered? I think it was a zara or H&M puffy sleeve thing that we never saw again? So sad that is now consigned to the op shop curiosity corner.

 

[cashedupbogan]

I’ll go put myself in the bin now, but she actually looks quite nice today in the jumpsuit! Makes such a difference when the right parts are covered up!

besides the odd things it's doing to her boobs, this is an outfit that suits her, however it sounds like she's constantly dieting and buying things when they don't fit.