Is she about to boobytape herself? A nice wide packing tape would probably do a quick job of hoisting up her tits.
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Hahaha oh my goodness she finally outlined what her super busy mornings consist of - buying mangos at a market, getting her vag waxed (which I swear she gets every bloody week - how hairy is it?!), buying cheezels on her way to a bloody lunch out… a quick stop into the office (aka an Insta story or two) and then she’s done for the week 
… fark me… if that’s what she calls busy what the F does she call our normal every day lives? She would no joke drop dead doing what normal people do in day to day life
… fark me… if that’s what she calls busy what the F does she call our normal every day lives? She would no joke drop dead doing what normal people do in day to day life
She called Aaron Babe. If I called one partner Babe I couldn’t call the next partner babe as well.
Just get it lasered you moron then it’s done or will you miss out on an appointment where you think someone is your friend
Shock horror just giving myself some fruit for a snack and unlike our unhygienic mate I washed the blueberries
Shock horror just giving myself some fruit for a snack and unlike our unhygienic mate I washed the blueberries
Anyone local who could run down the pool next time as I can’t imagine EL doing proper laps. Maybe uses a kick board but not non stop lap swimming.
SL isn't the size 8 that crazylou claims, but if a dress can make even her look like a pregnant frumpy house cow, then something is definitely off!
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I swim at MSAC... like actual laps, a few times a week. I've never seen her there but do keep my eyes peeled!
The one who told you to get fucked
I am sure I dressed my toddler in something very similar back in the day. She looked so cute, with her nappy on and her tubby little toddler belly.
Emmylouoneword has zero taste. This sort of outfit on a grown adult is hysterical
When you said tubby little toddler belly I thought you meant EL
SL ain’t as fresh as she used to be, being Heftylou’s personal slave has taken its toll on her!
Out of curiosity i googled how far the south Melbourne markets are from her suburb. I noticed a primary school on the map so clicked their website. Same uniform as she constantly shows her children in. Gave me the biggest shivers knowing how easily she shares all the information and location of her children. It’s so dangerous.
I hope to never see a repeat
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Jess is a heffer. She makes Lazylou look like her imagined size.Agreed but is it just me or does Jess size 20 look only fractionally bigger than Heftylou size 12, I can’t see 4 sizes difference tbh
But isnt it shark week? She said she wont use tampons. HazChemLou.
Oh dear god, now that is a horrific thought! Let’s hope the flow had ceased ! Those poor beauticians
I once read a story on confessions of beauty therapists (whether a real story or not who knows I guess!). Many of them said the amount of people who would come in on their period to get waxed so I wouldn’t put it past SkankyLou.
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