Ladies, ladies, ladies (and gentleman). Y’all are giving old mate tit for being coy about her fella for the engagement and yet here you are dedicating weekends and workdays to finding old mate’s place of employment, his coats of choice etc etc. You’ve been sucked into her conniving ploy!! Don’t let her do it to you! We know what she’s up to. How manipulative she is, her MO for disappearing to raise concern, returning with a bombardment of stories, of vague suggestions with no detail to garner intrigue and attention, how her every move is for ‘content’ and you’ve all been sucked in by this very calculated soft launch of her new fella!
She’s rank, transporting meat to the regions is bleeping mental, BUT assuming babe needs a skin full of booze to get up for doing the deed, as well as Emmy’s love of liquor, bringing your own food and not being able to drive to local places isn’t that unreasonable.