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No joke Cutie, your highlighted bits were my fave parts tooI even got the chair leg humour
Blubbergastered needs to be added to our dicketionary
Highlighted my other favourite bits
BFFs @SnarkyTart , we should buy 3 dresses!No joke Cutie, your highlighted bits were my fave parts too
What in the chode loving hell is in the top right corner of this pic?!? I haven't watched the latest instalments. Is it a toe?? Or is Ginger Knob dipping into the Satay Pot???View attachment 1539328
Chicken thighs are a bit fatty. Satay sauce is so easy to make yourself - especially if you'veewwwww. why always chicken thighs and all the sugary and salty bottled sauces? My kids wont touch them, we have tenderloins...
Furniture paid for by her business account and used as a tax deduction. More freebies for Emmy. I doubt she will ever use the warehouse again.Emmy also seems to be redecorating with the furniture from the warehouse - sofa, chest of drawers and the cane sideboard. She has so much stuff!! It would drive me crazy.
I want to be your friend in real life! Brilliant as perNew thread already? I’m sorry. I’ve been mad dog busy travelling with work. I only just got off the plane. I haven’t been vibing with humour this week. I feel like a need to move to a visual platform with my humour. The chair leg says it all. Let it all hang out.
“Mumma lovin had me a blast
Mumma lovin happened so fast”
Ya girl has been on the dating merry go round! Innuendos for all *giggles* We’re safe in the knowledge the closest thing she’ll get to a root is at the bottom of the weeds in her garden. We may soon get to hear about T. Is it the real thing? Does their love burn with the fiery intensity of a urinary tract infection?.
Munchausen booked herself in for a sneaky lap band removal. When asked if she could size down on the hospital gown and the ‘ladies’ obliged, in exchange for a face mask. Performing her trademark Emmylou sultry butt wiggle in to theatre, the anaesthesiologist gave the theatre team a lil something to get through the next couple of hours.
After waking up and taking her singing lessons, the model patient called up the ABC talkback line. Barricading herself in the hospital chapel she waited on hold over an hour for Raf Epstein to take her call before hanging up and getting a hankering for 2 minute noodles. Shame. She was hoping to sing A Whole New World with him, even if she does sound like a cow giving birth to farm equipment.
Eliza Donothing launched a new dress and tells us we can wear it to the races. Blubbergastered, we’ve all put in our preorders for Christmas. I’m gonna look like a stuffed turkey. Like my 10 year old at the toilet bowl, EL misses the target every time. I hope Bec Judd returns the favour and models it though. Even Brighton Salvos will refuse to take it. Sorry Preston, it’s your turn.
Swollen and unable to help move the warehouse across town, our girl did all the right things for recovery. Like bounce on the trampoline. Trying to get a summer body since two winters ago is hard work.
Somewhere is South Melbourne, an ex boy bander shed a tear. Relief that she’ll be frequenting some unsuspecting cafe in Collingwood instead.
Ha ha I laughed so hard when she said it! Super Cute has told her multiple times to keep her name outta her mouthYes she did give you a covid shoutout @Super Cute
I have no idea what that is, but I do know it doesn't look like African sausageNo joke Cutie, your highlighted bits were my fave parts too
What in the chode loving hell is in the top right corner of this pic?!? I haven't watched the latest instalments. Is it a toe?? Or is Ginger Knob dipping into the Satay Pot???View attachment 1539328
Oh my god I never laugh out loud but I read your comment and saw the chode at the same time. I’m cackling like a crazy right nowNo joke Cutie, your highlighted bits were my fave parts too
What in the chode loving hell is in the top right corner of this pic?!? I haven't watched the latest instalments. Is it a toe?? Or is Ginger Knob dipping into the Satay Pot???View attachment 1539328
Seriously though what the duck is that??!!No joke Cutie, your highlighted bits were my fave parts too
What in the chode loving hell is in the top right corner of this pic?!? I haven't watched the latest instalments. Is it a toe?? Or is Ginger Knob dipping into the Satay Pot???View attachment 1539328
I think it's a crooked little finger (as opposed to the crooked little grifter)I have no idea what that is, but I do know it doesn't look like African sausage
Chode loving hell - you win - I’m deadNo joke Cutie, your highlighted bits were my fave parts too
What in the chode loving hell is in the top right corner of this pic?!? I haven't watched the latest instalments. Is it a toe?? Or is Ginger Knob dipping into the Satay Pot???View attachment 1539328
She’s not employing them.How much do you reckon she’s paying her staff? How does she afford to employ people full time? And even though her house has manky carpet and a crappy front fence, the rent in Port Melb would be super expensive. I’d love to know much her grifting empire earns her.