Going back to her “typical dad” comment at Aaron. The nerve when he was the primary parent for so long! The kids always had packed lunches and breakfast at home when he was in the picture. Emmylou is the useless one. The fact that Sage has stepped up to prepare lunchboxes for his sisters speaks volumes.
Emmylou Loves #38 Staycay at the plywood, dressin like a slurry, 20kg gone thanks to laxatives and durries
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Yoyo mamma stocking up for the weekend!
The only reason her mornings are usually rushed is because she drags her poor bleeping kids to cafes for breakfast before school. It's not like she has to be in the office by 8:30am, or logging onto her home office compewder for a Zoom at 9am. She does duck all except indulge herself in food, beauty treatments, grog, smokes, photo ops, and now apparently African Sausages, in a constant attempt to fill the gaping hole where her soul should be.
I can hardly wait to see the 2 inch thick slurry of oil on the top of the multicooker (note WinnieBlueLou, it's not actually a bleeping slow cooker you dumbass) when she whips up the latest batch of her famous cholesterol casserole.
I can hardly wait to see the 2 inch thick slurry of oil on the top of the multicooker (note WinnieBlueLou, it's not actually a bleeping slow cooker you dumbass) when she whips up the latest batch of her famous cholesterol casserole.
OMG soose veedy?!?!?! 
Yes all of this! Her cracking up with Leah just goes to show how immature she is as a person. Grow the duck up EL in every aspect of your life. As an aside I do not believe she is seeing anyone "special" at all she is crafting this story to stick it to Aaron the poor fella she is stringing along is a prop and a certain "fix" nothing more nothing less.
Her hair is fried. That colour does not suit you, Smokey Lou. Go back to your natural colour.
Also, putting that filthy box on her equally filthy chopping board, which is then used to prepare food, is peak putrid. She’s filthy.
Also, putting that filthy box on her equally filthy chopping board, which is then used to prepare food, is peak putrid. She’s filthy.
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Soose veedy and oh so seedy, Mama's a sausage hound, and she's feelin greedy 
Why do these brands continue to work with her? Are they of the opinion that any exposure is good exposure?
How does she actually make money? And enough to pay staff??
How does she actually make money? And enough to pay staff??
Thanks snarky, this definitely helped
And that God awful laugh she did when she messed up the word. I swear that laugh will haunt my dreams tonight. It startled my cat! She sure thinks she is funny. And no, moron, no one thinks you are a great chef. You are a bad home cook.
So now she’s got this new free multi cooker and she’s now got no excuse to buy Coles cooked chickens 
(and why not try and get two - give one away to a follower??) Just feels so greedy.
Also is she dying for a Woolies collab or what. I highly doubt Garnier will renew the contract if they do then they’ve got rocks in their head! She’s just there for the free food and products
(and why not try and get two - give one away to a follower??) Just feels so greedy.Also is she dying for a Woolies collab or what. I highly doubt Garnier will renew the contract if they do then they’ve got rocks in their head! She’s just there for the free food and products
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'From here on in' is it not 'From here on out' ?! I could be mistaken.
Also - 'I don't know what capacity it is, I know it says it on there'
The actual duck!?
One job you useless bleep.
Why so many curries lately!?
Also - 'I don't know what capacity it is, I know it says it on there'
The actual duck!?
One job you useless bleep.
She did say a give-away was coming!So now she’s got this new free multi cooker and she’s now got no excuse to buy Coles cooked chickens
Also is she dying for a Woolies collab or what. I highly doubt Garnier will renew the contract if they do then they’ve got rocks in their head! She’s just there for the free food and products
Why so many curries lately!?
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Filthy box really made me laugh more than it should have. A far more apt description of the Loulou Jar.
I believe it is "from here on out."
Here a but, there a but, everywhere a but butJust found this screenshot I took of this caption showing ELs amazing ability to word her stories promoting these businesses(took me three goes to get the screenshot now that the stories go for three years so I may as well post it even though it’s late.)
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I have no idea but I think the sponsored posts / collabs and what not pay a LOT more than we think. Like every second influencer is off overseas / holidays all the time, free stuff & services help also.
I’ve just got a bee in my bonnet about the excess and greed of it all. I might need some time off socials!
Much weight lossThe woman commenting on the weight loss should hit up Bailey Nelson
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I’m guessing she doesn’t follow EL very closely and has just seen her say she lost 20kg. Absolutely no one could look at her and think she’s lost a large amount of weight.The woman commenting on the weight loss should hit up Bailey Nelson
Both are used and are acceptable.
She butchers words and sayings all the time but I didn’t bump on that one.
I'm right there with you at the moment, the way that freebielou does it is what pisses me off the most, when she gets things like this, I honestly feel like it's rubbing it in the faces of her followers, look how great I am, I get free tit. When most people, and not being rude but the demographic of her followers, wouldn't be able to pop down to the shops and buy a multicooker or get their hair/nails/facials every week or for some even put basic food on the table.
My husband is having a lot of issues at the moment, and is gambling ALOT and money is so tight. It's just hitting a nerve a guess when I see her get these new things and not appreciate them. Adele Barbaro always says that if she us given something to promote, she wants one to do a give away. She will randomly give woolie giftcards or promo boxes she receives. And yeah I know its to increase engagement but at least you feel like it's giving back, not take take take.
Just my ranty 2 cents today, can't wait to see how she fucks up this curry
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