Emmylou Loves #36 Mexican Barry and 50 Shades of Parm - the Glad Bag Hag just can't find calm.

[Hellojanuary]

For when she reads here: the delicate gold necklaces look so much better than the fat chunky gold chain that looks like it doesn’t fit her neck

 

[EmmyLou_Spew]

the outfit.... those pants make her look even shorter and dumpier the nose scrunches really send me into a bit of a rage have fun on your own Emmylou-ser!

Ohh you fezza tattler biatch! They are not PANTS! They are culottes!

 

[Mslane]

Oh you bragger! I am kid free tonight, sitting in my knickers and tank top. Smashing down rice crackers and a side of wine because CBF cooking.

I hope you find Spanish Paulo .... I hope he is your Tommy Lee and excites you as much as a view of buildings at the Oakwood, excites EL.

Damn you couldve have come joined the fun.

 

[EmmyLou_Spew]

Damn you couldve have come joined the fun.

I wish! I live in coastal NSW about 5 hrs north of Sydney. BUT I am off to Melbourne next month! We are there to see the Hilltop Hoods, Harry Potter, ride the trams and see the wildlife ....

 

[Floppygunt]

Who is filming her?

 

[Broken Veneers]

I'll say it again - what weight loss?

For those blocked, opening the curtain and finding a wall

Looking for a minibar? And ironically found a washing machine

And no idea how to open the fridge door I guess?

 

[Limpy Love]

Imagine this Tattlers
We're separated and in our early 40s with a weekend to ourselves in a #gifted hotel so we ring our gals and they have a free weekend on us!! What a blast and our only issue would be which of our many friends to invite.

Then there is LL who has ABSOLUTELY NO-ONE

Old school friends ❌️
Sport/hobby frends ❌️
Gym friends❌️
Work friends (not on the payroll)❌️
School mum friends❌️
Neighborhood friends❌️
Kids sport friends❌️

She swans into the foyer of that hotel with the paid assistant on the iPhone filming but deep down she knows that there is no-one who wants to spend any time with her.

What a totally fucked up existence!
As other Tattler have said she'll be on bed alone by 9oclock crying into a bag of Cheezels.

She can take her miserable lifestyle and jam it right up her chunky arse.

 

[EmmyLou_Spew]

Imagine this Tattlers
We're separated and in our early 40s with a weekend to ourselves in a #gifted hotel so we ring our gals and they have a free weekend on us!! What a blast and our only issue would be which of our many friends to invite.

Then there is LL who has ABSOLUTELY NO-ONE

Old school friends ❌️
Sport/hobby frends ❌️
Gym friends❌️
Work friends (not on the payroll)❌️
School mum friends❌️
Neighborhood friends❌️
Kids sport friends❌️

She swans into the foyer of that hotel with the paid assistant on the iPhone filming but deep down she knows that there is no-one who wants to spend any time with her.

What a totally fucked up existence!
As other Tattler have said she'll be on bed alone by 9oclock crying into a bag of Cheezels.

She can take her miserable lifestyle and jam it right up her chunky arse.

Honestly I can 100% relate.

If that was me this weekend, my kids Dad is in town and he has them for the weekend.

I work from home, freelance and my "colleges" are in Sydney.

But I have 4 very close girlfriends. If they are not available, I am very involved in my kids sports club and have about 3-5 people I could invite from there that I love. If they were a no, I have a handful of school Mum friends. We aren't overly close but 100% it could be a chance to build a deeper bond.

If it came down to it and none of those people were available, I would have my Mum, Nan and around 7 close family women friends to invite.

 

[Mslane]

I wish! I live in coastal NSW about 5 hrs north of Sydney. BUT I am off to Melbourne next month! We are there to see the Hilltop Hoods, Harry Potter, ride the trams and see the wildlife ....

Omg make sure you avoid the wildlife in port melbourne. Its a rare breed called manky lou.

 

[party bag]

Honestly I can 100% relate.

If that was me this weekend, my kids Dad is in town and he has them for the weekend.

I work from home, freelance and my "colleges" are in Sydney.

But I have 4 very close girlfriends. If they are not available, I am very involved in my kids sports club and have about 3-5 people I could invite from there that I love. If they were a no, I have a handful of school Mum friends. We aren't overly close but 100% it could be a chance to build a deeper bond.

If it came down to it and none of those people were available, I would have my Mum, Nan and around 7 close family women friends to invite.

I'd be the same too! Be able to find friends who are current or former colleagues, old school gfs, school mums and tbh I'd also love a solo night but it wouldn't be me screeching into a phone, it would be me doing the exact opposite. Zoning OUT, bliss!

 

[Sure…Media!]

It looks like she took the valet option to park her car, but what are the odds she just parked as the warehouse and walked the 2 blocks over?

Also, if think she’s barking up the wrong tree with Oliver

 

[makeitstop]

Is this the Tully H look which inspired her

 

[Female Businesswoman]

She’s off her face and out of her mind.

 

[slap2fish2gether]

She hasn't got an ounce of class! You should've tried it before the full pour you idiot!

 

[Pollie]

Feeling awkward watching this.

 

[Director of Mugs]

So this is the bustier. The sizing looks small and it's not really cut for EL's bodyshape.

 

[SnarkyTart]

POV: I'm an ELL fan girl messaging her.

Omg Emmylou, it looks so fancy there! You go girl! You look I wish I had your confidence! Cheers babe!

Hope ur having the best night! Where did you get that top? So nice! Do you have a date tonight? I bet he's loving the view!!

Oh no! Mexican Barry and the Limp Pepino

 

[Icantlookaway]

So this is the bustier. The sizing looks small and it's not really cut for EL's bodyshape.

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Oh dear god, imagining this under the jacket and culottes, I think I'm gonna vom.

 

[SnarkyTart]

I hope she packed talc! Something tells me she's gonna have wicked chafing.

 

[Super Cute]

Get the duck outa here my Tattler fezzas!! I haven’t had time to watch her stories as hubby and I have been at medical appts and got great results so we are pissed in Melbourne town!! I’ll look soon though but based on the preview here

Edit to add those bleeping tits in that bustier