What on earth has she planned for this staycation?!
Emmylou Loves #36 Mexican Barry and 50 Shades of Parm - the Glad Bag Hag just can't find calm.
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6. PUT ON A bleeping BRA
bleeping rank threw up in my mouth a little bit.....seems like a totally appropriate convo between an employer and employee.........
Apart from the obvious dirty kitchen and grub she is, I don't know how anyone can eat her cooking with so much salt. I season my cooking with salt too, but I'm not sure I've ever used as much as she does in 1 dish
She is the foulest cook I have ever seen slopping the sour cream in the bowl and then taking a chunk out and putting it back in the container. 
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Licking her fingers then touching the food everyone is going to eat.
Spraying all over the food bowl.....yes EL, say it don't spray it
Spraying all over the food bowl.....yes EL, say it don't spray it
Now she is spitting then cutting the food with spit on her fingers and wiping her nose with potatoes in her hand she is beyond foul.
The love is very much mutualI love youthis was perfect.
I can't stop watching this....
If I gave my kids, who are genuinely open to food, all that chilli, garlic and pepper they’d revolt and I’d be along side them tbh…. Too much “spices”
EL jerkin the gherkin on the old staycation..
Soooo unfit - how is she out of breath mixing a couple of (high fat) creamy ingredients together?!?
So she is "treated" a $399 carbon facial (not charcoal miss beauty therapist) which is detoxifying and uses led light therapy and lasers which would leave her skin very raw, and then she walks home sweating her piggy butt off in the sunshine. This will introduce some nice germs into your open pores and be fabulous for your skin.
This is what really pisses me off about her. She is gifted something but doesn't appreciate it in the slightest
This is what really pisses me off about her. She is gifted something but doesn't appreciate it in the slightest
This pic sums up her eating habits.She is the foulest cook I have ever seen slopping the sour cream in the bowl and then taking a chunk out and putting it back in the container.
Sour cream, aioli and mayo (i think) with a dash of greens.
I have literally had a week
and this is 100% it with a side of pasta water soup and filthy hummingbird cake
have we been hearing about this bloody potato salad all day long?!
Just putting this photo here for reference.
THIS is what a clean face looks like (thanks to someone else doing it).
No signs of the usual smudged, manky looking eye-liner that she's too bleeping lazy to take off, but tries to pass off as tattooed liner.
THIS is what a clean face looks like (thanks to someone else doing it).
No signs of the usual smudged, manky looking eye-liner that she's too bleeping lazy to take off, but tries to pass off as tattooed liner.
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I hope your week gets betterI have literally had a week
Perhaps you need to book yourself a staycation. Indulge in some African sausage and catch ya pimpy
Put on your fave pleather dress and just unwind
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