Emmylou Loves #36 Mexican Barry and 50 Shades of Parm - the Glad Bag Hag just can't find calm.

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Enjoying my morning coffee when I hear Emmylou describe herself as a small business.
"Small" because she can squeeze into a size small, and "business" because she has an ABN (Australian Business Number, for those not familiar with the abbreviation in Aus)
 
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Those gum boots are really nice (not so much that colour) I think they are called Berry boots. I’m going to get a pair for next season. Hoping they have a sale soon!
They are MerryPeople boots and do not ever go on sale. I have been wanting to buy a pair but at $149.95 I have to think twice about them. They do come in some cute colours, although I do not like the beige Emmy bought.

I wish we could change our user names - The Countess of Chode made me choke on my coffee earlier! 😂

I have not been very active as work is busy and I have been rather sick. I seem to have some catching up to do but cannot wait what next week brings with Emmy.
 
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Only did 1year of paramedics course 😂 seriously can today get any worse for her. Also to added to her working career she had to mention that she worked at an upmarket cafe in Collins St.
 
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The reason she never involves the children in cooking is coz she used food as a reward for them. It’s her form of control. Wins them over with sweet food, punishes them by denying what they want when they ask.
 
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Had to stop reading the recap at “BDSM break-ins” because I laughed out loud and woke the baby up.

Trying to get the baby down while catching up - 0/10. Do not recommend.

Thanks for the new thread @EmmyLou_Spew! Sneaks up on me every time! I wonder why you fezza witches are so quiet and it’s always because you’ve moved on without me 🤦🏻‍♀️
I’ve woken the baby so many times shaking from laughter at these threads 🤣

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What time is it? Time to do some more journaling, based on this angle.
 
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Ah I’m a size 10 in shoes and my family give me tit all the time 😂 My mum loves teasing me about my huge feet lol.
 
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She realises these pre made sauces have a tonn of sugar in them?

Friday night lasagna, Saturday night burgers and Sunday it’s Boerwors on the bbq plus sugar laden fatty pork. Her face looks like a pork chop.
Her head reminds me of a whole ham😂 except ham is actually nice.
 
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Re cooking with “the children”
I doubt she wants to share the spotlight and attention with them.
They can stay behind the camera and film the real star in her eyes
 
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