Emmylou Loves #28 Equestrian Shrek, what the heck, EL's Swim School all hands on deck. Need a new man
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I’m a size 9…Big day over here at Screenfree Loves! I’m 40 weeks pregnant and a size 18, but this morning I found an old kimono style shirt in the back of my cupboard, size S/M. Well it farken fit, didn’t it! I mean, it didn’t even come close to closing, but same thing, right? So I guess I’m officially a size small now. All those salad wraps finally paid off! Happy farking days
…in a shoe.
But still, I’m technically a farken 9.
Long time lurker, first time poster.
Visiting from interstate for the weekend, doing the touristy things.
Off to South Melbourne Markets for breakfast & a wander today.
Spotted our favourite influencer outside Canteen.
She had C & V with her plus another young girl (possibly the niece?) - no sign of Sagey.
We were seated nearby for about 20 mins and EL was on her phone for the vast majority of the time, except for when raisin toast was being inhaled. Looked very disengaged
She received the VIP treatment from Brad - didn't even wait in line to order (only plebs wait in line, right?!)
It was cool inside - everyone else in puffers and jeans but our friend was in her standard crop and pleather pants - faux fur jacket slung over the back of the chair.
Defs not a size 12 - at least a 16 on the top half, I'd say.
Tip - Brad's (or was it EL's recipe?!) savoury muffins were great - as were our smoothies. He appears very charasmatic and obviously hard working... perhaps our mate could take notes?!
Visiting from interstate for the weekend, doing the touristy things.
Off to South Melbourne Markets for breakfast & a wander today.
Spotted our favourite influencer outside Canteen.
She had C & V with her plus another young girl (possibly the niece?) - no sign of Sagey.
We were seated nearby for about 20 mins and EL was on her phone for the vast majority of the time, except for when raisin toast was being inhaled. Looked very disengaged
She received the VIP treatment from Brad - didn't even wait in line to order (only plebs wait in line, right?!)
It was cool inside - everyone else in puffers and jeans but our friend was in her standard crop and pleather pants - faux fur jacket slung over the back of the chair.
Defs not a size 12 - at least a 16 on the top half, I'd say.
Tip - Brad's (or was it EL's recipe?!) savoury muffins were great - as were our smoothies. He appears very charasmatic and obviously hard working... perhaps our mate could take notes?!
Oh my god I am wheezing!!!!!!
Actually I need something like this to fit in in Airlie Beach with all the tourists...Attachments
I thought Brad is gay. If he is, I highly doubt he will swing the other direction for her.
My understanding is Brad allowed her to film outside his cafe while she was practicing her presenter skills on Instagram.
She took him to the movies under the stars but it was a Garnier thing.
Also Brad was in a boy band, 20 years ago. He also has one of the siblings for lazylou’s dogs.
She *borrowed* his recipes and ideas for the cookbook.
I sound like a stalker but all this information was shared by lazylou
So her post tells me that it took Sage THREE years to finally not be able to handle it any longer and tell her he is being bullied. She has responded by posting his private story to 120,000 people and included an unflattering photo of him in bathers, standing next to his mother with her guts hanging out. NiceAnd its never stopped since!!!
Yet now she seems to not care he may get bullied over all her bs .....https://www.instagram.com/p/B9RId8Ghh2K/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
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Hopefully any day now, but the other two were both pretty slow with their entrances 🫠. Weirdly it’s the best I’ve felt this late in pregnancy! Although looking a lot like Emmylou because I’ve got a Winnie the Pooh situation going on with all of my clothesHow are you feeling, Screeny? How excitingI know it's exhausting and hard but the newborn stage is such a treat. Any day now I'm guessing?
Congratulations on sizing down! I think we’ve established that if you can squeeze those arms in, it fits. Doesn’t need to do up, you don’t need to be able to move your arms or have any circulation in them, but you definitely need to announce that you’re in a smaller size, so you’ve done everything right according to Emmylou from Emmylou Loves.Big day over here at Screenfree Loves! I’m 40 weeks pregnant and a size 18, but this morning I found an old kimono style shirt in the back of my cupboard, size S/M. Well it farken fit, didn’t it! I mean, it didn’t even come close to closing, but same thing, right? So I guess I’m officially a size small now. All those salad wraps finally paid off! Happy farking days
Hopefully any day now, but the other two were both pretty slow with their entrances 🫠. Weirdly it’s the best I’ve felt this late in pregnancy! Although looking a lot like Emmylou because I’ve got a Winnie the Pooh situation going on with all of my clothes
I’m 5 weeks behind you but noticed this morning my belly is hanging out above my PJ pants and below my jumper. Luckily we are in good company with this look. 
Which band?
@screenfreelookatme and @itsspelleddivinenotdevine - you could both look like mangled big toes and still look better than EL! Wishing you both the absolute best as you prepare for two new souls to enter the world. Lots of love and good vibes from your Tattle family 
Pro tip: if you want bulk gifts, go live from your hospital and make sure to add your location and get your bed number in the background. Cheezel consumption optional. Hit up EL if you want a sexy playlist recommendation during labour
Pro tip: if you want bulk gifts, go live from your hospital and make sure to add your location and get your bed number in the background. Cheezel consumption optional. Hit up EL if you want a sexy playlist recommendation during labour
Seems Sage is Blocking her shots now too, so she has to overthrow the bounds.
Lazylou spotted out in the wild. Same black jeans as yesterday probably took them from the floor pile. Jeans looked so tight. Crop top and crop faux fur jacket she really did look like mutton dressed as lamb.
Cbfd then cbfd Now!!
She is truly such a dumb duck.
Stick together!?
Yes, what's happening in America is fucked. But she truly would have zero bleeping idea about it. Absolutely zero.
Just like Sezzy Kearns, reshares and adds nothing of value. This has gone on for months!?
Stick together!?
Yes, what's happening in America is fucked. But she truly would have zero bleeping idea about it. Absolutely zero.
Just like Sezzy Kearns, reshares and adds nothing of value. This has gone on for months!?
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Mumma of the year! This is sad!!
Yay, I can’t wait to hear about the arrival! I’m so jealous, I’m wishing I was 40 weeks already. I’ve still got 5 monthsHopefully any day now, but the other two were both pretty slow with their entrances 🫠. Weirdly it’s the best I’ve felt this late in pregnancy! Although looking a lot like Emmylou because I’ve got a Winnie the Pooh situation going on with all of my clothes
Where is old mate Benita
Now??
Now??
Mercury 4.
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With 'Charlotte'
Left her babies at home over Christmas to go and "kickbox" and work on HER 
some things never change...
some things never change... - Status