Emmylou Loves #28 Equestrian Shrek, what the heck, EL's Swim School all hands on deck. Need a new man

[SnarkyTart]

But it’s from Emmylou Loves closet, who doesn’t want a pice of that.

Aaron Love

 

[Messychaotic - one word]

It's nowhere near as good as what @SnarkyTart will produce:

 

[SnarkyTart]

47. Visits Perth in 2022 and steps in dogshit.

 

[liar liar flaps on fire]

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She’s sold her filthy clothes and bought lettuce galore, follow her to Bali, so she can fleece you some more!

 

[SnarkyTart]

Thank you @YankeeRoo for our 28th thread title

THE BALI EMAIL HAS ARRIVED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Grab ya Canasten and a box of Cheezels, put your feet up on your second (or third?) hand recliner and get comfy. The Emmylou Shitshow rolls on!

Edit: fricken hell....the title was so good but I had to shorten and it's left off henpeck. Mods, can we fix it? Or did I just have one job to do and I stepped dogshit?

 

[omgpleasestop]

Sending much love and healing thoughts to your sister

Thank you. She’s 45 with 6 kids and she is meant to be on hospice care for end of life. She has shattered her hip after a fall, and she still wants a hip replacement so she can get home to her babies. It’s just cruel.

And here’s our mate Emmy Lou who would rather vacay with strangers than her own kids.

I need to take a break…

 

[SnarkyTart]

Just imagining a group of drunk, middle aged women trying to shuffle that ladder across so that they can climb up into bed

*eyes bulging* so ya know what ya can do *nodding furiously* just like pull the farken mattresses off and put them all on tha floor and it'll be just like a *scrunches face painfully* ohh like a *squeezes eyes shut* fark waddaya call those sleep parties Leah? *bogan voice says "slumber party"* yeah a farken slumber party *giggling* how farken bewdiful will that be just talken shit and about boys *claps hands and squeals* sah much fun *weird giggle hmm sound*

 

[Toilet toothbrush]

I remember this dress too

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That’s the dress from the day I got blocked! She asked for recommendations for trades and I told her to look up the yellow pages. I was called a fucking smart arse.
Precious memories

 

[screenfreelookatme]

The way certain activities have “with Emmylou” specified is a dead giveaway that Emmylou has no intention of staying with them or participating in basically any of this

 

[ChunkyCustard]

#29: Urine angles and lettuce a’plenty - Mama’s headin to Bali for knock off Fendi

(also hi, thanks for letting me play. Long time reader, first time poster, and Emmy Lou’s antics are finally insane enough for me to make an account and comment )

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Big day over here at Screenfree Loves! I’m 40 weeks pregnant and a size 18, but this morning I found an old kimono style shirt in the back of my cupboard, size S/M. Well it farken fit, didn’t it! I mean, it didn’t even come close to closing, but same thing, right? So I guess I’m officially a size small now. All those salad wraps finally paid off! Happy farking days

 

[makeitstop]

GOAL SETTING WITH EMMYLOU, this has to be one of the funniest things
I have read in my life I almost want to book just to experience GOAL SETTING WITH EMMYLOU

 

[Sponfused]

This does NOT include flights

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Yes.. you are responsible for “rearranging” flights.

 

[AlovesnewFezza]

Emmylou loves Bali Experience 2022.
I’m imagining it will be like The Bachelor, everyone will be gathered around the pool and suddenly Osher announces Emmylou is gracing us with her presence and she’ll pick someone special for a beach walk.

 

[ICouldSizeDownToMedium]

This experience is giving me fyre festival vibes.

Also, I have not laughed this hard in a long time. The bunk bed room is so funny I can barely handle it.

 

[canyoubelieveit]

Spot the difference

 

[Messychaotic - one word]

Emmylou Loves #29 Lettuce not be influenced by someone who doesn't even remember to put the bins out

 

[SnarkyTart]

streatch ya clacks

Lost it

 

[YankeeRoo]

EmmyBloodyLou, Flexin' her lettuce, powered by Pork, no more Alove on her fork!!!!!

 

[SnarkyTart]

Born weighing 90kg, wearing a size 14 but could size down.

Full credit to @cheezel flaps who bestowed upon us the brilliant It looks like she is being birthed from a cheezel