Emmylou Loves #27 Buy my clothes and eat my cheese, line my pockets and catch my disease.

[Messychaotic - one word]

Picking up on a comment yesterday about IMG being removed from her Bio, I was going to speculate on why that might be ... but it's still there.

So, because it's still there then I'm curious as to what her relationship is with them. Maybe they act just as a liaison point for people interested in working with her, and charge her a management fee in that capacity?

She definitely doesn't have a social media manager ... if she did, her posts would be carefully curated.

It used to be that if you paid something like AU$10k, you could get a story in the Daily Mail for something you're selling (disguised as an advertisement); this was about eight years ago when someone I know enquired though, and no doubt that rate has gone up.

Examples of influencers who have an agent that buys them x number of articles per month in the Daily Mail are Jasmine Stefanovic and Phoebe Burgess (whose mentions can be as boring as the subject seen taking her bins out). Maybe Emmylou should sign up with these ladies' agent (Sharon Finnigan) to do the same?

 

[sharalandaah]

The thing I don’t get about her or her followers is the aspirational part. People follow Bec Judd and Rosalia Russian for the enviable parts of their life: being relatable is not what they’re aiming for, and the people who follow them likely do so for a glimpse into a lifestyle they might not have or for high end inspiration they can then look to replicate at high street prices. That who vibe makes sense.

But not matter how much cash EL splashes around, I just can’t imagine anyone looking at her and going “gosh I wish I had her life/home/wardrobe, I’ll follow along for an insight into what I don’t have and appreciate the aesthetics of what she puts together.” Like, NOBODY is following her for that. And it’s insane to me that she’s not realised who her niche market is and to not alienate them with her try hard antics.

The other thing I can’t make sense of is the Bali or New York things. As you’ve all said, cost of living is rising, many people are likely looking to spend less on luxuries. For some a rise in living costs is not remotely an issue and they’ll absolutely carry on living as they have been, and booking international holidays. I’m in a very very fortunate position of not being particularly impacted with changes in week to week costs and am planning a trip to Europe at the moment, and know a number of families in a similar super fortunate circumstance. None of whom would want to go on a strange Bali experience staying with strangers in bunk beds and swearing all over the white outfits? Like the two demographics just don’t mix? It makes no sense.

It’s off topic I know but got any recco’s of a good career track to get in to to be able to remain unaffected by these cost of living increases

 

[SnarkyTart]

Read that as Equestrian Shrek

Ohhhhhh SuperCute this made my belly wobble

 

[Director of Mugs]

And Zoe Moss said it's a size 12 FYI

And that's the size the culottes start in! I just checked and the model on the website is wearing a size 20, which looks like her regular size.

The Kmart faux leather pants look ok, as they have a straight leg. I wouldn't wear them as they make a squishy sound when you walk.

 

[Pandamonium2114#]

She must have been twice because she definitely went again in maybe 2019? without Aaron and only told him just before she left. Imagine doing that to your partner, just upping and leaving on an expensive self indulgent trip and leaving him with 2/3 kids

I am pretty sure she only took Vida on the second trip as she was a tiny newborn too!

Complete narc and we are all just living in Emmylouonewords world

 

[Director of Mugs]

$300!!!!!

check out the vegimite pencil case? She’s selling. Looks like part of a promo gift. So dodgey.

Thank you! I thought it said $300 and thought surely not. Is that an old Gorman dress? I remember she had one with faces/dolls or something like that on it.

 

[Chickinabiz]

I think Emmy's core followers find her non threatening. Bec, Nadia, Rosalia etc are completely out of their league. EL's followers see her filthy house, her shoddy front gates, her unkempt family, her toxic former relationship with ALove, her weight, her profanity and think oh! She's just like us! And even when Emmy desperately tries to claw her way out of her basic bogan lifestyle it's patently obvious that she never will. Whenever I see Emmy, I'm reminded of the saying "wealth whispers, money talks." Our screeching little banshee might have more cash to splash than many of her followers, yet she still lives in a rental with overflowing bins in the kitchen and weeds poking through the front fence. They celebrate her wanton spending because it justifies their own flimsy financial habits. Obviously, I'm drawing a huge stereotype here, but her most rabid fans are lower class types who live vicariously through her. So when she goes out and buys fresh pasta at $20/kg, they think yeah, fuck it if Emmylou can get the fancy pasta I can get a pack of durries! She's right, bein' a mum is hard and I deserve a treat! They're as lonely and lost as she is, just not as cunning.

Pack of durries.... I'm dead

 

[cheezelfingers]

Well, I have finally sat down after a phone free day and expected to see some stories from our favourite teletubbie, alas I’m left with nothing. It’s about as disappointing as the turnout last night
Now to check marketplace in her area

 

[Limpy Love]

That’s my assumption. There’s a reels workshop

Seminar/conference/workshop or whatever the fuck they want to call the junket.

 

[Needsarealjob]

Jayzus she's gonna burst and cover Port Melbourne in cheese and pasta. Take cover, local Tattlers!

I just had a flashback of the Monty Python movie and the big guy in the restaurant

 

[Mslane]

Most of the expensive electrical appliances in her kitchen are gifted items. I remember the kitchen aid blender was gifted when she was doing a collab for that brand so the toaster was probably gifted. Wasn't there a red fridge in her kitchen at one stage. What happened to that. Next there might be a collab with a microwave company.

No microwave needed, put the butterunser armpits that will melt it.

 

[Fangit]

What am I booking for myself?

what am I not booking? Let’s just look at this weekend gone.

hundreds of dollars of cheese and food that was always going to waste
tickets albeit free ones to your bin fire sale
Dinner out Saturday night
Mountains of fresh pasta from the market
Horse riding and spa day
Breakfast out Monday morning - ordering sides at probably $7 a pop!

And no wonder her stomach is so swollen with all the food she shovels down her throat daily. She needs to go on the 5:2 lose weight. I hear that works.

 

[Mslane]

This is such a smart idea! Maybe even list the items and their sizes online so people who go in know ahead of time that there are items in their size.

(Welcome back!)

Yes we cannot assume they are the true Lazy lou size as she will squeeze her basketball into anything.

 

[Director of Mugs]

And EmmyLou was putting purchases into Zoe Moss bags or wrapping them in Zoe Moss tissue paper (can't tell) - why would she have them when she doesn't sell or package the stock from her warehouse

I think those bags are left over from the old Zoe Moss brand. I remember when she had the pop up store they used them then.

They also had a retail store, which is now closed of course.

 

[Mslane]

Thread title. Breast stroke, bacon cups and pork never to much for Emmylou‘s fork.

 

[Alice from Gomi]

Next she will advertise on tattle for someone to photoshop heads and people

 

[Fangit]

Here you go, friends! Hopefully clear enough to read!

$1500 non refundable deposit!! And says 7 days breakfast, lunch and dinner included. Considering day 1 you arrive (only dinner included) and day 7 you leave (only breakfast available) - I wouldn’t say it’s entirely accurate..

How is she able to do travel insurance.. wow wow. So if you get covid and can't go she won't refund any money to you.

I would love to find the time to actually break it all down and figure out how much she is pocketing from this experience. If I remember correctly, there’s a Tattler who works in the travel industry? I hope they can give us some insights

“Goal setting with Emmylou” is absolutely laughable

She trying to compete and go down the same crystal ball woowoo path as Aaron. But always has to go one better.

 

[Director of Mugs]

Am I imaging it or did LL recently have an "talent" agency on her bio because it's no longer there?

She did. Img talent.



Giddy up! It does look a nice outing.

 

[Whiskers1]

Oh hello! My favourite recipe website and I love, love, love her meatball recipes. I use the one where you soak the torn up bread in the grated onion. (Her slow cooked shoulder of lamb in the oven for 3 to 4 hours is a game changer).

She's my absolute fave too! I cook so many of her recipes.

 

[posty post]

That outfit is still as bad this week as it was the first time around. Honestly that henne top is foul in that colour.