Emmylou Loves #27 Buy my clothes and eat my cheese, line my pockets and catch my disease.

[Dalej7]

Footage of EL at her thai camp *at least footage of her in her own head*

 

[YankeeRoo]

So this has been giving her life?!? Well she has the under the shirt bit part spot on!

 

[Mslane]

That would be irresponsible....

It would be funny though.

Don't think scammy lou thinks about whats responsible or not.

 

[Needsarealjob]

So they retailed for $250 (USD) when she bought it. And now it’s a highly sought after collectors edition. It would have been a good investment if she left it in the cupboard in mint condition.. totally worth the depreciation for 3 mins of cringe worthy basketball content.

She's such a dumbass. Why not look after it and keep it for future investment?

 

[makeitstop]

Was that one of the garments in the zoe moss / Leoni business she produced. Vaguely remember she brought it up (oh hey Lazylou see the word BROUGHT being used) . She had to apologise and explain why a garment was no longer being made. Stolen fabric designs out of the factories.

I think it was when she was doing her own range prior to ZM.

 

[gemmagucci]

Thanks for kicking off a new thread! You caught me off guard. I missed the deadline for the recrap as on fridays we

Here’s something I lazily slapped together… kinda like that spread.


Queen of the trash had some exciting news for us. She’s the new spokesmodel for Glad wavetop tie bags. ZMxGLAD #collab. After her recommendation we size our bag down to a medium, some Tattlers complained when theirs split at the seams and let all the trash out… others have experienced excessive bin juice in the crotch. Happens to the best of us.

Soft launching her Bali Belly Break, the bunk bed option sounds really exciting. We’re not sure if we should ask for the top or the bottom package but it’s probably best to throw up on someone else than be thrown up on. Not sure what else the holiday entail but we’re really hoping for some bikini dental floss shots. If Cachia could do it then so could we!

Dressed like an old pen15 late for its circumcision, she took us for a trip to Woolies to buy some food for the middle child’s birthday. Smallest child interrupted the story but was thankfully dressed in her winter earmuffs which protected her from the frosty reception from her mother. LazyLou also bought cream cheese.

Second born got a party at warehouse as part of a genius tax deduction on that unrented second room. Thankfully the prior provisions of the car wash meant it could be hosed out after the gastro hits. At least we’ll reach our goal weight before Bali!!

Balloon ride by some unsuspecting company who twigged on to her fishing expeditions. Little did they know, she also reacts that way when seeing potatoes so they could have thrown a washed spud at her and she’d still clap like a seal.

Some Tattlers believed with her on board the balloon would never be able to take off from the ground but there were a few of us all who believed it was possible. She was #invited to supply the hot air, which is what she does best. Like a dog barking out a car window, she engaged with the locals but was later surrendered to the pound by her children. Not sure who got custody of the cream cheese.

The cream cheese came for a drive to the warehouse. Nestled under an armpit it stayed safe while she modelled the boyfriend cardie. All of us eagerly checked our boyfriend’s wardrobes to see if they had one but realised the 80’s was over and if all our boyfriends did dress like that they would have come out by now.

We got our bowls check for June and can confirm a couple have chips. Now we understand why all the instaglams buy Anko plates instead.

Ok this is the BEST!!!

 

[SnarkyTart]

Footage of EL at her thai camp *at least footage of her in her own head*

I appreciate you bringing a bit of JCVD into the thread Dalej!

 

[Mslane]

1. If you look at the comments under the dancing video of Vida. Some idiot commented ‘your carpet is EVERYTHING’.

2. Who photographs themselves in the middle of the street holding a cake?

The garbage bags are out again

 

[Fangit]

Ladies!! We need a new thread!! Bali email is out!!

details please. Is the prices mentioned.

 

[Alice from Gomi]

I remember when she purchased the red bag from seed at the airport.

The top the lady is holding was from her range before Zoe moss

 

[Messychaotic - one word]

That table looks way too small to hold a party sized bag of cheezels

Kmart's version holds 5kg which isn't really a lot ... it's too small, too ... you could probably fit a glass on it.

 

[Mslane]

You should use your friend google to learn the spelling of didgeridoo.

Its a joke, if you can't see that then you best find somrwhere else.

 

[Messychaotic - one word]

Yep $1.50 was still more than I would pay.

A good price if you needed something to light the wood burner with though - far cheaper than a bag of these:

 

[Messychaotic - one word]

The Cachia's are getting the arse

What is that lady holding in her hand - some sort of grooming product? Yuck (if not sealed) - these things do expire!

 

[SnarkyTart]

Her next project.

She'd better send you a cheque for creative services @Mslane!

 

[Messychaotic - one word]

Kind of on topic....

Who'll be watching The Logies with me tonight? My phone is charged and I'm ready to chat.

Should I start a thread?

Yes please to starting a thread!

No Logies coverage here in NZ but I have been keeping a close eye on Daily Mail. April Rose Pengilly looks amazing!

 

[Super Cute]

Kind of on topic....

Who'll be watching The Logies with me tonight? My phone is charged and I'm ready to chat.

Should I start a thread?

I got nothin else to do

 

[massive eye roll]

I saw it to but can’t remember exactly what it was. Some crap that doesn’t relate to her at all

Yes! That’s why I thought it was weird!!

 

[Fangit]

How is a holiday tax deductable? Or are they going to put it down to professional development/courses?

I wondered that when I read it.

 

[reens84’]

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