Truly the gift that keeps on giving. My phone now autocorrects to dickehead and I’ve had a few friends point out the error of my ways
Truly the gift that keeps on giving. My phone now autocorrects to dickehead and I’ve had a few friends point out the error of my waysSnort
Dickehead is just about the greatest thing she's ever given us
Seriously, she is just like Cachia and has never had an original idea in her life.Just gonna leave this here..
It's fucking "you're" EL! You have all the "jobs" on your resume but people see through you to the basic bogan bitch that you actually are. Prioritise your children for a change!Hello Emmylou! The first thing I'm booking for you is a colonic, because you're full of shit. The second thing I'm booking you is a lobotomy - nothing else seems to have worked!
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Oh, sorry darl, you mean booking for myself? Nothing, because I'll be spending all my money on my kids this school hols
How is a holiday tax deductable? Or are they going to put it down to professional development/courses?Just gonna leave this here..
That’s my assumption. There’s a reels workshopHow is a holiday tax deductable? Or are they going to put it down to professional development/courses?
*you're. Much professional influencerHello Emmylou! The first thing I'm booking for you is a colonic, because you're full of shit. The second thing I'm booking you is a lobotomy - nothing else seems to have worked!
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So dodgy.That’s my assumption. There’s a reels workshop
Seminar/conference/workshop or whatever the fuck they want to call the junket.That’s my assumption. There’s a reels workshop
Farkin nothing because I have bills to pay. If only we all had her disposable income.Hello Emmylou! The first thing I'm booking for you is a colonic, because you're full of shit. The second thing I'm booking you is a lobotomy - nothing else seems to have worked!
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Oh, sorry darl, you mean booking for myself? Nothing, because I'll be spending all my money on my kids this school hols
The your vs you’re makes me demented. I can’t keep up with our girl but at least spell properly.Hello Emmylou! The first thing I'm booking for you is a colonic, because you're full of shit. The second thing I'm booking you is a lobotomy - nothing else seems to have worked!
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Oh, sorry darl, you mean booking for myself? Nothing, because I'll be spending all my money on my kids this school hols
Oh my god Michy! I have a photo of my tubby toddler plopped on a horse at a kid’s birthday party, just like this! My tubby toddler is much cuter though (and emotionally stable).I’m sorry but this pic is absolutely hilarious. Like she looks like a tubby toddler who’s just been plopped on a horsie ride for a picture at a birthday party. Where’s the cake mummy?
She will likely find some other country close by between retreats for more time away from the kids.I’d put money on her not coming back to Melbourne in that fortnight between retreats or what ever the hell she is calling them. She’ll find some bullshit excuse to justify it.
so she'd prefer to go have a horsy ride and spa than see Sage play football. Even if it's not her turn to have "the/her children" you would think she would still go watch. I remember when my boys were playing sport wouldn't matter what the weather or when it was day or night I loved going to watch them.I think that's Tones and I.
Unfortunately it's a beautiful day on the peninsula but I'm not going to ruin my day by catching our girl out in the wild
No doubt she missed another of Sage's footy matches today
I just had one *jingle* come to mind when you said this:Why is she suddenly organising all of these so boodiful, just gawjus experiences? I feel like there is some sort of sell coming up.. or perhaps she’s just trying to position herself as some sort of travel influencer, attempting to justify why she is all of a sudden qualified to sell international travel packages. Either way, this deadshit doesn’t realise that most people are struggling to afford groceries and fill up their car. They simply don’t have the funds to Do wHaT tHeY wAnT/drop hundreds of dollars every weekend on random experiences. She’s lost touch with her audience. There’s no way the majority of her followers would relate to this sentiment at all.
I wondered that when I read it.How is a holiday tax deductable? Or are they going to put it down to professional development/courses?
*omg THERE not THEIR...and I'm a bloody teacher!JFC ladies, I'm away for a few hours and their is another 7 pages to read. LOL lucky it is a Sunday
That horses face is all of usHello Emmylou! The first thing I'm booking for you is a colonic, because you're full of shit. The second thing I'm booking you is a lobotomy - nothing else seems to have worked!
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Oh, sorry darl, you mean booking for myself? Nothing, because I'll be spending all my money on my kids this school hols
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