It really does sadden me that she thinks the hired help are her friends. Oh Emmylou… you pay them by the hour, they aren’t tagging along with you to Dundas & Fausett to “check-in”, they are there for a free coffee and to waste time!
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So I wonder with the skivvy and coat she put on today that she was going to Vida's walk at her school, from the try on clothes, will she put them back on the rack for other people to try on Friday. Ewwww what a thought
Welcome and if you find her neck and waist let us know.So I'm a little new to this trainwreck, I haven't been following her long but with all the Emmy references on here I just had to. I have one question....where the duck is her neck?!
no amount of sanitiser spray would help that
We appear to have had the same thoughts todayIt could be my migraine talking but that top, around her neck and in that colour, just reminds me of a big ol’ foreskin
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Or imagine if she just stayed home with the kids and had breakfast. So this would be an extra half an hour to an hour more that she'd be to get to the cafe and eat before dropping off kids which most kids like to be a school between 8.15 - 8.30 so they would of had to be at the cafe around 7.30 seriously when she could of stayed home and given the kids breakfast for free. What a twit.
Ok, which one of you mentioned invisalign. I remember someone mentioning it in a comment upthread about the Murine pic. Well, I think she just gave you a thanks for reminding her to post about it 
Foreskin wiggle honestly today I picked up a skivy by accident in Kmart. The way I through it down when I realised the neckline I shocked myself. But come on the high neck is not a good look when you haven’t got one
honestly today I picked up a skivy by accident in Kmart. The way I through it down when I realised the neckline I shocked myself. But come on the high neck is not a good look when you haven’t got one
Also, those bottom teeth are not straight. I wonder if bond street canned her deal early. She has a few more alignments due in my books (im saying this as a completely unqualified person).Ok, which one of you mentioned invisalign. I remember someone mentioning it in a comment upthread about the Murine pic. Well, I think she just gave you a thanks for reminding her to post about it
ALSO "took the lasagne to a friends". Lol. Righto you lying rat. There'd be stories of you and your friend if they were real. We see you fawn over your paid friends, you'd definitely do it for genuine ones.
Oml. Has anyone watched the Zoe Moss stories?
She used to be an 18/20 but not anymore. Luv, you're still an 18.
Also sounds like Jess was coerced into some of her opinions but swiftly shut down Emmylou when she said she could size down. Nice.
Also NOT a trenchcoat. Trenches should be double breasted and waterproof. It is simply a polyester coat. Dickehead.
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So I mention this morning how sad it is she has to post ridiculous stories because she has no friends to chat too and then voila! we are taking lasagne over to a friends house!! Amazeballs!!
Bondi protein shared lazylou paid promo
So LasagneLou, you made a point of being a homely mumma. Kids laughing in the background (thanks to ALove). Giving your tribe resting times in order to slice out the perfect square of your non-cast pasta disaster. Now you expect us to believe that the slop fed your kids, your gunt and "your friends" (paid employees don't count).
The adventures of Emmylou’s in her make-believe world 
Guessing the kids didn’t stay for dinner and then crazy made up more lied that she took it over to a friends house. Ok you thirsty attention seeking cow just remind yourself that this morning you were half weeping telling us that friends reach out but you don’t catch up cause you’re busy. Tonight free as a bird and you pop over like Martha Stewart to a friends and no footage. Shut up dickehead what mum wasn’t preparing or serving up dinner and was waiting for you to offer.
My bad, I usually go through all posts before commenting in case I repeat what someone else has said but I had too many pages and blame the pain making me lazy. Great minds and all that?We appear to have had the same thoughts today
EVERY. SINGLE. VIDEO!
'I'm on my way to becoming a TV presenter/work in media'
Darl! We are still bleeping waiting!
They must be extremely desperate. That was probably the most second hand embarrassment I have felt in a while.
I call BS on her using them.Ok, which one of you mentioned invisalign. I remember someone mentioning it in a comment upthread about the Murine pic. Well, I think she just gave you a thanks for reminding her to post about it
It is very obvious in those stories that he has them on as they change her speech and the way her mouth moves.
Just another thing she threw herself into purely for the $$
Her presenting style is very Getaway from about 20 years ago.
P.S Emmylou… please use captions on your videos… not just so I can watch without sound but also to be inclusive.
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