The consummate unprofessional. Made me think of the "i just stepped dogshit" caption. Give it up LL, you are a hack. I wouldn't get you to do a paid partnership because you're sloppy...in the content you put out, in the unwashed clothes you squeeze into, the butchering of words and most disappointingly, how you treat your children. Get a real job!
Emmylou Loves #23 Aaron’s a witch, Tattle’s a itch, so get ya sponsored kitchen tits out for Mitch
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Smoph’s chopped off flaps somehow ended up on Emmy’s neckIt could be my migraine talking but that top, around her neck and in that colour, just reminds me of a big ol’ foreskin
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I’ll see myself out
So I'm a little new to this trainwreck, I haven't been following her long but with all the Emmy references on here I just had to. I have one question....where the duck is her neck?! 
It slipped down & is now her 'spare tyre'.So I'm a little new to this trainwreck, I haven't been following her long but with all the Emmy references on here I just had to. I have one question....where the duck is her neck?!
It has certainly receded back into her body....much like foreskinIt slipped down & is now her 'spare tyre'.
Most people need Botox for wrinkles, frown lines etc. This oversize toddler (stolen from someone here and love this description of her) needs Botox on her nose from all that bleeping infuriatingly annoying nose scrunching.
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Damn you are all too quick for me!! Yes I heard a male voice with Sage and then saw presumably Alove playing with him 
. Wednesday is supposed to be his night? So is he dropping kids off? Picking kids up? Sending the food with the kids and that’s why it’s in a disposable container .
It does sound like the kids have a fair few activities after school, so I can understand why they’d need both parents running around doing pick ups.
. Wednesday is supposed to be his night? So is he dropping kids off? Picking kids up? Sending the food with the kids and that’s why it’s in a disposable container .It does sound like the kids have a fair few activities after school, so I can understand why they’d need both parents running around doing pick ups.
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She is a thumb goblinSo I'm a little new to this trainwreck, I haven't been following her long but with all the Emmy references on here I just had to. I have one question....where the duck is her neck?!
Fits comfortably = she can squeeeeeze into it
Thought the same with the lasagna sending it to Alove’s with the kids.Damn you are all too quick for me!! Yes I heard a male voice with Sage and then saw presumably Alove playing with him
It does sound like the kids have a fair few activities after school, so I can understand why they’d need both parents running around doing pick ups.
I love the keen eye of tattlers lol. I am yet to watch her lasagne stories as i nearly had a stroke getting through her first load of tit this morning.Damn you are all too quick for me!! Yes I heard a male voice with Sage and then saw presumably Alove playing with him
It does sound like the kids have a fair few activities after school, so I can understand why they’d need both parents running around doing pick ups.
Welcome and enjoy the ride!So I'm a little new to this trainwreck, I haven't been following her long but with all the Emmy references on here I just had to. I have one question....where the duck is her neck?!
Yes to all of this!
Also:
11. Wash your bleeping hair you revolting foreskin dickehead!
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Was this photo meant to make the cut or is it another action shot with the cameraman in the same shot?
Also $150 for a polyester blazer! As it is Leoni, the website recommends to go up a size.
Also $150 for a polyester blazer! As it is Leoni, the website recommends to go up a size.
If this is part of a winter range she's releasing, NO ONE in Melbourne is going to be wearing a blazer with a cami, cropped jeans and mules. NO ONE.
Omg i came here to say this. I really wanted a hot pink blazer so decided to check this out and its too expensive for polyester. My lawd id sweat balls inside of it. But yes even the website states "its not oversized". I think emmylou one word has her own idea of what "oversized" means and has made it part of her brand. Which is shocking.
Emmylou Mccarthy, zoe moss director/dictator whatever, oversized is a STYLE. If something is meant to be oversized its meant to look bigger/baggier/roomier. As Jess said the other day.
This is why you are an 18 (not 16) in Leoni. As the brand probably is going for a more sleek/fitted line. Unlike the vibe of zoe moss.
I think EL has had/currently has two many "yes" people in her life and its damaged her brand.
Also, the website coloring seems a bit bland compared to the real product, which is a shame as im a fan of the pink in her stories.
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If I was her, I'd be asking the Dr to sew the gunt back on so she can keep her pants up
So the ZM "Autumn" range is jackets and coats?
Perfect for LL as without any bottoms available it could be called the "No Pants Required" range.
Perfect for LL as without any bottoms available it could be called the "No Pants Required" range.
Omg too* many. Lol. Im so angry today my spelling/grammar stayed in bed.
Omg I seen this today and totally thought of Emmyloulou straight away
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