Emmylou Loves #23 Aaron’s a witch, Tattle’s a itch, so get ya sponsored kitchen tits out for Mitch

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So does she pull this skivvy from the ZM rack wear it all day and put it back? She said that she needed a warmer top and changed at the warehouse into the skivvy.

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Wasn’t she at Sth Melb market this morning? There would be a few stands with radicchio, why did she need to drive to Brighton?
 
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She said she got that lady in to try on this tit. Lmao I love how she refers to her brand!
 
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If Zoe Moss just did normal sizing, it would mean their range could potentially go up to a 30 and be size inclusive and have that point of difference of catering to larger size
 
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Looks like she has a beer gut that is pregnant with a keg lol, Sooooo cold in Melb, yet no socks.. imagine the swamp smell in those shoes!! And Leah in the mirror taking vids of this ogre... how do they get from point A to B in a day?!? Beyond mind boggling!!
Pregnant with a keg.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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She often says she "has the kids" without showing any signs of them being there. And given how freely she shows them, has them film her, etc, I don't believe they are actually there unless we see them. She did this for MONTHS at the start of the year.
Agree with this 100%..the amount of times she mentions the kids but there is no sign of them, or even noises when she is at home of the kids being there. She has 3 kids. Kids make noise, you could hear them this afternoon as she was talking about her lasange for dinner. I call bullshit. I don't think she had the kids at all this morning and certainly did not drop them to school.
 
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She looks like a big foreskin in those pink coats and skivvies.
I find all those clothes gross in the extreme.
I don't think they do anything for the plus size ladies either, its all cheap, crappy cuts and clearly as someone mentioned earlier, the vanity sizing is strong here. The only thing true to size was the hot pink jacket and it was too tight for her!
 
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So today at school pick up a tribe member was weariness one of her floral hoodies it looked nice but I couldn’t help myself.
I played dumb asking where she got it as I thought I’d seen it. Well the poor love excitedly told me about Emmy and the great role modelling etc at which point I set her straight. Told her I use to think so too then pointed out some of the goings on lately selling anything and everything how it’s all about her the sizing down. I think she had a light bulb moment. Who knows she might watch her in a different light now and find her way to these pages.
 
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Surely wearing this bra would not be comfy! It must be cutting in to her side so much to be causing that much over hang 😳
i thought she said she had a great arse?

anyway, cant wait for the day she waltzes into scanlan theodore and tries to squeeze into their size 12 (the largest they do LOL) ..those witches will set her straight
 
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So does she pull this skivvy from the ZM rack wear it all day and put it back? She said that she needed a warmer top and changed at the warehouse into the skivvy.

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What the duck is that lasagne? It's all 🧀 as someone with Italian heritage I am bleeping offended by all her butchering of the culture today.

So does she pull this skivvy from the ZM rack wear it all day and put it back? She said that she needed a warmer top and changed at the warehouse into the skivvy.

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What the duck is that lasagne? It's all 🧀 as someone with Italian heritage I am bleeping
 
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It could be my migraine talking but that top, around her neck and in that colour, just reminds me of a big ol’ foreskin 🤐

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Oh my god Emmylou SHUT THE EVER LOVING duck UP.
1. STOP butchering words in other languages. You're a disgrace to anyone who knows how to cook. RADEECHIO and CIAO PEPPAY! You wot m8????
2. WASH YOUR bleeping CLOTHES. The fact that you put that skivvy on at the warehouse proves you dont wash tit before you wear it. Also burn those bleeping jeans. Yuck. You stink, i can literally smell you from London. You are a laughing stock among all your peers and definitely the parents at Vida's school.
3. Suzi's skirt looked great in that size. Any smaller and the pleats would stretch and not sit properly. Stop encouraging sizing online and just allow exchanging on your website.
4. LEONI IS ZOE MOSS. You are more than a 16 in that pink blazer. That blazer wouldnt meet in the front if it tried on you. Give up your vanity project.
5. YOU AREN'T WORKING. 2 slides earlier you said you were swanning around in silence trying on tit.
6. Give up on the break up narrative ffs. Its been 9 months.
7. You have no friends. You are paying Suzi, Polly and Leah. Stop their income stream and we'll see if they reach out to you EVER. You selfish fool.
8. You went to South Melb market TWICE in one morning? Or were you lying that your kids went in with you the first time?
9. Your fake emotional presentation voice and sullen eyes make you look like a manipulative twit.
10. duck you.
😂😂 its number 10. for me 🤣🤣
 
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It could be my migraine talking but that top, around her neck and in that colour, just reminds me of a big ol’ foreskin 🤐

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As someone with big knockers but a small waist i avoid skivvies and turtlenecks (and crops) coz I'm a grown woman in her 40s who knows how to dress for her body shape and coz i don't want to look like an ageing porn star.....its also too warm here in Perth to layer like this so its a hard NO from me...(no yeti coats in fashun here)...
 
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Is that ALOVE in the lounge room with the kids at the tail end of the lasagne kitchen stories?? 💁
 
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What the duck is that lasagne? It's all 🧀 as someone with Italian heritage I am bleeping offended by all her butchering of the culture today.
I think it was store bought - couldn't be bothered re-listening to her excuse for why she didn't use her normal cast iron lasagna dish.

Is that ALOVE in the lounge room with the kids at the tail end of the lasagne kitchen stories?? 💁
I think so - probably why The Children™ sounded happy. He was probably picking them up to take them home. School bags in the middle of the room when they are usually dumped next to the stairs. So nice of EmmyLou to buy a massive meat lasagna when Aaron is vegetarian.

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