Emmylou loves #130 should be “One louniebird in her hand is worth two Eric’s in her bush

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There are a lot of cool super sophisticated mums in the area - she ain’t one of them. Trust me. Nothing to do with weight or body positivity. She is proudly bogan.
I am neither cool nor a mum so I defer to you and our other learned friends! I did think it was a bit of a long shot but then I remembered some of the absolute rubbish I thought as a little teenage weirdo.
 
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To suggest shiz!! Lmao

Bish I don't even follow EL!!

Side note: SaltySue has Super Long Photoshop fingers!! Must just happen automatic in the hovel!


Sue Mc, a vision in black,
In her sister's hovel, a stark contrast to lack,
Emmylou's abode, a humble place to reside,
But Sue's presence, a provocative stride.

Her fingers, Photoshopped to perfection,
Hot pink polish, a daring obsession,
A statement of rebellion, a hint of desire,
A slutty sister, with a fiery spirit on fire.

In the dimly lit room, she stands out bright,
A raven-haired beauty, with a wicked delight,
Her black attire, a canvas for her art,
A testament to her bold and daring heart.

Sue Mc, a siren in the night,
A femme fatale, with a playful bite,
Her hot pink fingers, a beacon of fun,
A reminder that life's too short, the party's just begun.

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Su Mac’s status is single - she must not have gotten back with Uncle Cow and the sugar daddy was not a lasting relationship either.
 
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When FB tries
To suggest shiz!! Lmao

Bish I don't even follow EL!!

Side note: SaltySue has Super Long Photoshop fingers!! Must just happen automatic in the hovel!


Sue Mc, a vision in black,
In her sister's hovel, a stark contrast to lack,
Emmylou's abode, a humble place to reside,
But Sue's presence, a provocative stride.

Her fingers, Photoshopped to perfection,
Hot pink polish, a daring obsession,
A statement of rebellion, a hint of desire,
A slutty sister, with a fiery spirit on fire.

In the dimly lit room, she stands out bright,
A raven-haired beauty, with a wicked delight,
Her black attire, a canvas for her art,
A testament to her bold and daring heart.

Sue Mc, a siren in the night,
A femme fatale, with a playful bite,
Her hot pink fingers, a beacon of fun,
A reminder that life's too short, the party's just begun.

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I'm not sure she chose the right name for herself
 

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Surely one of us Fezza’s can’t find what she’s doing for her 9-5 lol
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I can’t edit my post but can’t should be can lol
 
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I honestly am still stuck on that bra and the back fat hang over

Thats honestly got to hurt at what point do you not admit defeat and size up or go get fitted properly.
 
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I still say she is driving a local delivery meat van at Fat Ant's workplace!!!!

Hence her getting lost, and tired of driving ....and Anthony coming home with her that day to "set her clock" - and that was the time we saw her in the blue work top!!

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And off topic.... the same pic from the back , same day she tried to claim she don't photoshop!!! And to leave her alone bullies!!!!

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When FB tries
To suggest shiz!! Lmao

Bish I don't even follow EL!!

Side note: SaltySue has Super Long Photoshop fingers!! Must just happen automatic in the hovel!


Sue Mc, a vision in black,
In her sister's hovel, a stark contrast to lack,
Emmylou's abode, a humble place to reside,
But Sue's presence, a provocative stride.

Her fingers, Photoshopped to perfection,
Hot pink polish, a daring obsession,
A statement of rebellion, a hint of desire,
A slutty sister, with a fiery spirit on fire.

In the dimly lit room, she stands out bright,
A raven-haired beauty, with a wicked delight,
Her black attire, a canvas for her art,
A testament to her bold and daring heart.

Sue Mc, a siren in the night,
A femme fatale, with a playful bite,
Her hot pink fingers, a beacon of fun,
A reminder that life's too short, the party's just begun.

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It probably suggests her because the algorithm recognises how frequently you visit their mother’s fb page and assumes you might know them.
 
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I do not for one second believe amylou has a job. Would never happen.
 
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CHOOSE UR HARD!!! - Emmylou 2023

#tarrynthomas #emmylouloves #emmyloulovestarrynthomas #domesticabuse



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When FB tries
To suggest shiz!! Lmao

Bish I don't even follow EL!!

Side note: SaltySue has Super Long Photoshop fingers!! Must just happen automatic in the hovel!


Sue Mc, a vision in black,
In her sister's hovel, a stark contrast to lack,
Emmylou's abode, a humble place to reside,
But Sue's presence, a provocative stride.

Her fingers, Photoshopped to perfection,
Hot pink polish, a daring obsession,
A statement of rebellion, a hint of desire,
A slutty sister, with a fiery spirit on fire.

In the dimly lit room, she stands out bright,
A raven-haired beauty, with a wicked delight,
Her black attire, a canvas for her art,
A testament to her bold and daring heart.

Sue Mc, a siren in the night,
A femme fatale, with a playful bite,
Her hot pink fingers, a beacon of fun,
A reminder that life's too short, the party's just begun.

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The 80s called and they want their frosted pink lipstick back
 
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