Emmylou loves #130 should be “One louniebird in her hand is worth two Eric’s in her bush

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YankeeRoo

So NO mention from Emmylou today .....that today is indeed C's actual Birthday?!?! Shit cunt mum!!

Also Shit Cunt Grandma, as she can't spell her own grandkids name!!!!




 
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FeelsLikeBudder

It lives and is so busy with work *cough* scrolling IG. Soo busy. No wonder she has brain tiredness.
 
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OhMyLou

makeitstop said:
Hey Lou your mate Lana Wilkinson has a social media role available I remember you saying you were a much sought after content creator you would be an ideal fit.
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Maybe she can learn how to work make connections and launch a shoe business in the US
 
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notgifted

AMY$ said:
Anyone else bothered that the children have a surname that is made up by their Dad??!
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And how sad that Love is their made up surname, yet they live in a home without any actual love from their mother.
 
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HumptyDumptyLou

YankeeRoo said:
So NO mention from Emmylou today .....that today is indeed C's actual Birthday?!?! Shit cunt mum!!

Also Shit Cunt Grandma, as she can't spell her own grandkids name!!!!




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I dunno about this, my grandma slept my name wrong many times (my name is ambidextrous, not the right word, but there’s a male spelling and a female spelling version of the name) and my Ouma often spelt my name as the male version but it didn’t mean she didn’t love me. It just is what it is.

And I apologise to @YankeeRoo because I don’t like it at times when Tattlers snark on the snark, cos everyone’s opinion is valid as long as it’s not racist, sexist, etc. But we can all snark on Emmy until the cows come home … or until she gets off the internet
 
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Hereforthecheezels

YankeeRoo said:
So NO mention from Emmylou today .....that today is indeed C's actual Birthday?!?! Shit cunt mum!!

Also Shit Cunt Grandma, as she can't spell her own grandkids name!!!!




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Granny Phuong has always spelt it with 2 M’s whenever she posts. Can’t blame her - she hardly knows her grand-daughter because her selfish mother never takes her children to see her!
 
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AJAYA

Hereforthecheezels said:
Granny Phuong has always spelt it with 2 M’s whenever she posts. Can’t blame her - she hardly knows her grand-daughter because her selfish mother never takes her children to see her!
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To be fair, her daughter can't even work out which box to tick on a sandwich order form, intelligence is not strong in that gene pool
 
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somanyteeth

Director of Mugs said:
Just went back to look. It was the Chemist Warehouse Christmas party.

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What a fucken bogan rat.
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YankeeRoo said:
So NO mention from Emmylou today .....that today is indeed C's actual Birthday?!?! Shit cunt mum!!

Also Shit Cunt Grandma, as she can't spell her own grandkids name!!!!




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She is ESL, i dont blame her. My dad has been sending me messages to kiss my new daughter goodnight and he is ESL and says kess. I dont think phuong is worth snarking on. At least she actually remembered her granddaughters birthday unlike EL who is an absolute shit cunt.
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Cant wait til EL rocks her pedal pushers and leather jacket. I wonder if she's still working with IMG to get her some flights and seats to a show.
 
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KmartByron

Hereforthecheezels said:
Granny Phuong has always spelt it with 2 M’s whenever she posts. Can’t blame her - she hardly knows her grand-daughter because her selfish mother never takes her children to see her!
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Who’s to say that Grandma isn’t getting it right, and it’s dear old ELL Shit Cunt Mother, getting her daughter’s name wrong?! This *is* EmmyLou of the dump & run to Vegas variety!
 
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exflighty

Not to ruffle any feathers here but I really don’t think we need to be calling grandma a shit cunt. Just my opinion.
 
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somanyteeth

Wasnt C's bday on sunday anyway?
It was "in 8 days and 6 days til my party" and the party was on Friday.
So either way Emmy didnt post for her daughters bday. Im glad her grandma did though. With some sweet words
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Her engagement has dropped to 1.38% which is the lowest Ive ever seen it!
And this is the longest streak she's had without bot followers following.
 

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makeitstop

Poor C her math ain’t mathing apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
 
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foxtrotuniformcharliekilo

On a scale from one to yo yo big mama, who thinks she FaceTimes Yankee Doodle daily in her birthday suit, fondling various food items? 🫠
 
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