Emmylou loves #130 should be “One louniebird in her hand is worth two Eric’s in her bush

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I just love the saying money talks and wealth whispers. She needs to take that advice. She's too busy impressing tattle or thinks she's impressing us lol.
I think HLB would have her sorted for this. Surely lol
Damn, don’t disappoint me like that Teethy
I still hold hope that she will end up in the hole again in the future.
 
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I just love the saying money talks and wealth whispers. She needs to take that advice. She's too busy impressing tattle or thinks she's impressing us lol.
I think HLB would have her sorted for this. Surely lol
I much prefer the saying ‘Money talks, Bullshit walks’ - or in her case, crawls like a slug
 
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Vida needed a break from the house and some peace and quiet no doubt.
Who called it?!?! Def NO kids with this champion!

Braaaahhd do better!!!




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its me. I’m the apple slicer.
 
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Lou is trying to be cool with the african guts. Not working. She is not classed as cool by anyone.
 
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An egg and bacon sandwich is superior to an egg and bacon muffin and if anyone wants to argue with me about it, I will throw hands.
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A pancake bar instead of dry muffins would have been easier and more fun. They could have made fairy bread pancakes
 
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I’m not even joking when I say I’m confused by the Apple slicer, I have never once saw any of the kids eating an apple, & we definitely know Emmylou wouldn’t eat one, unless it’s sugar free.
 
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I’m not even joking when I say I’m confused by the Apple slicer, I have never once saw any of the kids eating an apple, & we definitely know Emmylou wouldn’t eat one, unless it’s sugar free.
EmmyLou prefers big bananas.



 
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Ok which Melbourne fezzas are going to take one for the team and go to the Zoe Moss warehouse moving sale?
 
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