Nah a spray of frebreeze'll do. No need to add water.
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Maybe she will just pack marsaller wipes, so she doesnt have to shower. More time at the buffet then. 
I hope she spent the whole weekend with her children and treating them with respect. Maybe creating a SEEK profile and looking for a real 'tax paying' job.
Lolz....what am I thinking.
She was down a deep rabbit hole of Insta looking for inappropriate clothing for her cruise and some
Lolz....what am I thinking.
She was down a deep rabbit hole of Insta looking for inappropriate clothing for her cruise and some
Is she on the 5th March cruise. It’s 10 days!!! Yikes! Not for me.
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I thought she was on the one that leaves this Tomorrow for 4 nights, not sure why I thought it was that one though lol
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There is also a 3 night one leaving Saturday so will be one of those, no way would she last 10 days
I can't wait for CatrionaRowntreeLou to show us around the cruise and introduce us to all the semen seamen
She will be bleeping expert of cruises, just wait
it’s all going to be super cute & so bewdiful
Just caught up on the outfit suggestions....ahhhh the mems some of those bought back
Will she swan around overdressed again in that Virgin red Jason Grech dress?
She’ll add it to her profile … Cruise DirectorShe will be bleeping expert of cruises, just wait
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Always appropriately dress. I hope she gets
invited to the Captains Table and wears her 3dayold Kini with the torn denim
Shorts. Slaps arse, oh yeah
All she’ll talk about is the food, her inappropriate clothing and how many men “bubs” will take back to her room.
And hankering to fondle all the food at the buffet.
wonder if this will be declared with the ATO ?
I’m picturing The Bum Wiggle™️ as she waddles away from the unsuspecting passenger (sailor) who has been roped into filming and then the ship hits a wave and down she goes
I think her radio silence is because she's been in the quite the deep dark funk since the disastrous filming of RSC.
But she's not trying to figure out why she's so immensely unlikable and unpopular (that would NEVER occur to her), just fuming over all the jealous people who refuse to appreciate her talent and prevent her from achieving the fame she 'deserves'.
Poor Amylou. Another wasted opportunity.
But she's not trying to figure out why she's so immensely unlikable and unpopular (that would NEVER occur to her), just fuming over all the jealous people who refuse to appreciate her talent and prevent her from achieving the fame she 'deserves'.
Poor Amylou. Another wasted opportunity.
Don’t forget the crusty gbanger.
Normal people pack a pair of undies per day plus a few spare.
We all know she’ll just gonna take the one pair.
Normal people pack a pair of undies per day plus a few spare.
We all know she’ll just gonna take the one pair.
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Will she continue to be child free this week? Where is the meal prepping spiel? Where is the make up tutorial? Where is the daily fit check?
She'll have her stupid presenter voice goingShe will be bleeping expert of cruises, just wait
Two things she will need is a Gore-Tex jacket and long pants but she won't pack either.
Come on Amylou stop sulking, you need the engagement on social media it’s your only source of income. You rely on social media - we don’t.
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