EmmyLou Loves #122 Ready, Steady, Cook the brined chicken 🐓

[AMY$]

Oh yes he does…

I actually think this was a joke as much as I don't want to believe he likes her

 

[Butt3rfly]

Might send her a couple of these, we all know she's full of tit.

 

[Bishma]

Why do we know so much about this woman’s body? Today it’s ’lumpy boobs’. To add to plate nipples, clit for days, forward tilting uterus, thrush, inability to use tampons, ringworm, dandruff, pimples, wafty box. When is enough enough?

Plus she’s very fertile

 

[ICouldTotallySizeDown]

Well, she’s outdone herself today, talking tit to her followers whilst looking like absolute dog tit, and no Emmy, not a single soul has told you how glowy and glassy your skin is looking you haggard old mole!!!! #chinsfordays

 

[Hereforthecheezels]

Unfortunately I’m only in town tonight for the Matilda’s and happened to be there when she arrived acting like she owned the place

Thank you for your service today! Enjoy the soccer!

 

[meg_snarkle]

Wow. Ok she’s now TedTalkLou. I’ve felt so educated by her today.

Ffs you uneducated moron, no one asked

 

[notgifted]

Unfortunately I’m only in town tonight for the Matilda’s and happened to be there when she arrived acting like she owned the place

Enjoy the game, it’s going to be a beauty!!

 

[somanyteeth]

Hi Emmy, this one is for you.
I hope the link works

 

[Bishma]

If you need to get your boobs, poo and Vag checked because DeLouLou told you, you have bigger problems.

 

[Director of Mugs]

Wonder if her meeting was with her accountant? She likes to rock up there in inappropriate outfits.

 

[notgifted]

Wonder if her meeting was with her accountant? She likes to rock up there in inappropriate outfits.

Didn’t happen unless we get an elevator selfie in his building

 

[problematicinfluencers]

Imagine the threadworms that would be discovered if she’s getting her checked

 

[Mslane]

Imagine the threadworms that would be discovered if she’s getting her checked

Are there any farmers in tge tattler pack, she needs to go through the sheep dip to kill all her stinky germs.

 

[cashedupbogan]

Is that all she's giving us about the new Dune movie, she will never be Margaret Pomeranz

 

[Broken_vase]

I hope our Queen of over sharing films her stress echo and shares it with her communidy. If she thinks her 100 meter ocean swim was tough, they’re going to be calling the crash cart for her stress echo. Also with the amount of saturated fat she consumes, her coronary arteries are going to be screaming!!

 

[cashedupbogan]

I hope our Queen of over sharing films her stress echo and shares it with her communidy. If she thinks her 100 meter ocean swim was tough, they’re going to be calling the crash cart for her stress echo. Also with the amount of saturated fat she consumes, her coronary arteries are going to be screaming!!

Next time she’s in Sydney she should join the Bondi Salties who swim 1.3 kms every week!
That’s not a marathon for them, Emmy wouldn’t even last halfway

 

[Esme Watson]

I hope our Queen of over sharing films her stress echo and shares it with her communidy. If she thinks her 100 meter ocean swim was tough, they’re going to be calling the crash cart for her stress echo. Also with the amount of saturated fat she consumes, her coronary arteries are going to be screaming!!

It’s going to be a very quick run to get her to her peak heart rate.

 

[somanyteeth]

I hope our Queen of over sharing films her stress echo and shares it with her communidy. If she thinks her 100 meter ocean swim was tough, they’re going to be calling the crash cart for her stress echo. Also with the amount of saturated fat she consumes, her coronary arteries are going to be screaming!!

I thought this too. Sugar is the least of her worries with the amount of sat fat in her coronary arteries.
She probably thinks bc she lost that "visceral fat" bulge at the top of her gut she's all good and well.

I was also wondering if this is her stepping stone to a GLP1 agonist. Telling us she's pre-diabetic and needs it to control her blood sugar.

 

[Icantlookaway]

She goes and books appointments to get herself checked out, but what about poor Vida that time with her eyes. Weeks upon weeks those eyes looked so red and sore. And then one of you fezzas saying a few weeks ago about big mumma and Alove not believing in neurodivergence or autism etc. You have 3 kids you fucker, look after them like you look after yourself

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Mumma is so bored and lonely she’s booking random appointments at the GP and asking for every kind of test they offer??

Pretty sure she’s said before that she was either pre-diabetic or pre-pre-diabetic. Whatever that means.