EmmyLou Loves #122 Ready, Steady, Cook the brined chicken 🐓

[handunderchin]

Good theory, but she’s such an egomaniac I feel like she couldn’t resist people tagging her “delicious” meals

 

[ICouldTotallySizeDown]

Shame this isn’t effective immediately, hope Big Lou has a rough trip…..

 

[TwentyTwentyWon]

Big Arse Chunks would be a delightful new username for someone.

So would sandy Mother Fucken roots

 

[Butt3rfly]

This song she used cannot be more fitting for ol EmmyLou

 

[influencerschminzuer]

No phone service at sea (well there is but it would cost a fortune, like thousands as it uses marine services). She can purchase an internet package tho.

“Purchase”

 

[rulebreaker101]

BODIES OF THE JESSE AND LUKE HAVE BEEN FOUND

 

[Bishma]

Would explain why she sometimes wears rubber gloves when food prepping

Wearing rubber gloves in a kitchen that would NEVER pass a health inspection to cook in for an 'undeclared business/cash in hand/no tax paid' right next to overflowing rubbish bins, a Dyson stick vacuum attached to the wall right next to the kitchen counter, which is always full, 2 dogs jumping up on tables, the state of her own sanitary levels. It's an absolute dumpster fire of a house. I would not even walk into that house, let alone eat something prepared in it, by the slug-lord.
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Why would anyone buy her meals when they have front row access to her absolutely disgusting lack of hygiene? Seeing how she touches the food, doesn’t use gloves, has disgusting nails and barely cleans? Why would you willingly expose yourself to this?

Oh crap, I copied a lot of what you said before I saw you post.

 

[Mslane]

BODIES OF THE JESSE AND LUKE HAVE BEEN FOUND

My heart goes out to their freinds and family

 

[Bishma]

She had to wait V for to call past Monday to upload her stories.

Jeesus Charlotte surely those dinner boxes would be better than Lou’s box of bacteria.

I'm sure Lou has a couple of boxes of bacteria. IYKYK

 

[cashedupbogan]

There's an early screening of Dune 2 at IMAX so she may leave the Hovel and make an appearance for us tonight

 

[CropTops'R'Us]

Ready Steady Cook has posted the Chefs that will be the team leaders....but...but ...but I THOUGHT EMMY WAS A REALLY TRULEY CHEF? She makes heaps good schitzel wraps and tit.

 

[Butt3rfly]

Snap poll…….will EmmyLou be there tomorrow?

 

[FeelsLikeBudder]

Snap poll…….will EmmyLou be there tomorrow?

Unless the hayfever is so bad and she can’t leave the house.

 

[slap2fish2gether]

Unless the hayfever is so bad and she can’t leave the house.

The hovel

 

[makeitstop]

Ready Steady Cook has posted the Chefs that will be the team leaders....but...but ...but I THOUGHT EMMY WAS A REALLY TRULEY CHEF? She makes heaps good schitzel wraps and tit.

I like to believe that she really thought she was going to be one of the Celebrity Chefs only to find out Thursday she was a just one of the guest home cooks who got got smashed, she has obviously cracked the sads as we have only seen a prerecorded meal prepping session since she was on the show and let’s face it she was so unmotivated but has to try and earn some $$$ somehow, I hope it burns Lou

 

[slap2fish2gether]

"I'm a single mother, i need this". Beaten by ~90%.

 

[Everyoneisasking]

The difference in her face shape from that filtered photo with C (where her face has shape and she has a single chin) to the meal prep face is

 

[Bubs Flaps]

Charlotte's pantry is so nice.

Charlottes whole house looks amazing!

 

[Butt3rfly]

Charlottes whole house looks amazing!

Charlotte takes pride in her house.

Emmy doesn’t.

 

[Broken Veneers]

Lou lodged another document to ASIC today. She's changed the business address of Tigers Lunch to the same accountant that Elephant Dinner. This is not the restructuring agent - there's no indication yet that Tigers Lunch is in trouble. Just interesting...


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