Not too much excitement last thread, Mumma was laying low (on the couch in a puddle of sweat) - We saw her go to a movie premiere, come home and snack on entire Atkins kit kat bars, she then decided that was not acceptable for a girl dinner so Mumma got the chook out and fondled it ....aka rolled it in spices ready to cook up, then she decided yeah, nah.... so frozen bread and Vegemite toast it was! But Alas the poor thing was like Old Mumma Hubbard her cupboard was bare and the peanut butter substitute did not quite do it for her.
She went on a live during the girl dinner debate and used the forum as a diary that as her real life slowly spiralled!! Over an hour of drunken bs and having to witness Mumma flopped on the couch like a sad sack of potatoes from Georgie!!
The rest of the week brought on Summer Jam Gimme Sumfins, Sausage oil down a Camilla outdated dress, A son that wore pink crocs and slam dunked Mummas existance as fast as the baskets being dunked at Summer Jam!!
Then Mumma went full Martha Stewart mode! We were treated to a once a year school food prep, a slow sultry unboxing of Woolies grocery haul,And a clean out for some Asian holiday Mumma wanted to be a part of, so she hauled all the manky goods to her local Salvos and dumped them in the red bins like a boss!! A BOSS that she is!! And declared we should all go and have a look!! Oh then we got a surprise from the Reject Shop in a PR Box all about the Super Bowl, Mumma told us all how she subscribes to Danzig or Dazzle, Ya know the farkin streaming service for all the American Sports she don't understand but Eric aka Blue Cap wearing Bush was happy to have it to not have to listen to Mumma at the Hovel of Doom. But a free accom is free accom and he had to suffer the burden.
We think Mumma paid her Rego and paid the tax man in parts!! Not the entire bill was paid, but much like Mummas half assed life it fit the bill!
We had drop ins to Zoe Moss and let them know Mumma was still top dog!! And don't you girls forget it!!
We had a facial to get rid of the pigmentation even thou Mumma is not one bit fussed by it! Its like Cindy Crawfords beauty mark u Fezzas!! So stop bullying her!! Lol
We thought the light stims may make a come back, And the puppies got free tracking collars.... even thou they are always found inside on the manky couch, begging to go for a walk. Another useless PR stunt
Oh and we had a thunderstorm!!!
i’m going to say a lot of words, some of which don’t exist! i read a pamphlet! let’s see how much i can remember 🫠🫠
