Maaaaaate, I was schleppin’ out to Tulla last night to try and help Sophia Chia’s tits, but I stopped for a kebab and didn’t make it in time. Looks like Chia just used a coupla bulldog clips to attach her flappy baps the lapels of her I’m-a-lesbian statement suit. And Emmy can just roll hers up like a yoga mat because… I’m on holidays! Gonna stick around Tulla and check out some more concrete and bitumen tourist attractions. I’m so jealous I don’t live here.Don’t listen to all these haters Emmylou! You’re fabulousI don’t think there is a single one of these Fezzas who can’t say they’ve made the same mistake at some point. I ALWAYS put my underwear on backwards when I get dressed in the dark too
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We should have all been here to support her but instead we’ve let her down. Shame on you @StickyTapeTits ! Where were you when we needed you the most?
As Leila would say, I am “Out of Office”, even though I don’t actually have one and don’t actually work.
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