YellowFingerDustforDays
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Emmylou Loves #107 Jingle bells, my vag smells, Suelyn ran away, flapjack tits, worse dressed list, bankruptcy on it's way. Hey!
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SnarkyTart
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Thanks mah bewdiful farken fezzas @AMY$ and @Director of Mugs! It's gonna take me a hot minute to catch up on ol' fucken culture vulture BromLou and her shenanigans. I see things are as feral as ever at the Love Hovel. So sad to see Stewdio10 get axed. I did spy our festy little troglodyte in the Daily Mail at some horse racing thing, looking like Muriel Heslop's mum in a janky Halloween air hostess costume. Between that, the dog rooting and Bob Marley on the lounge room wall, all I can say is that it's good to be back!
#Super Cute
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Im A iNtERioR dESigNeR
#Super Cute
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Mumma been @MaddogBusy putting her Xmas tree up!
Icantlookaway
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They look like WiFi signals from a distance lol
StickyTapeTits
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And….. Studio10 Left Us 
ChunkyCustard
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#107: You better not pout, you better not cry, the ATO is knocking and we all know whyTis nearly the season! The Fezza Thread Brainstrust need to add a bit of “festive” to the next or next next thread title
I’m shit at thread titles but here are some starters:
‘Twas the night before Xmas and all through The Hovel….
On the 1st day of Xmas my liquidator sent to me…
Oh come all ye faithful, grifted and gullible….
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#Super Cute
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MONA has its vagina wall, Port Melbourne has its festy clam wall 
SnarkyTart
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It's nothing on @#Super Cute art, but I heard a whisper that The Block are looking to rebrand. The Hovel, coming to screens in 2024!
#Super Cute
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My brain is on duromine tonight 
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#Super Cute
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OMG you have met my brief 100%!!
In the words of our esteemed artsyfartsy guru “Oh my goodness what a thread title! This is farken bewdiful. I actually have no words for it. Just the right length. I feel seen” 
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You inspire me @Foxy
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SnarkyTart
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aggietrunch
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I just got a call from Mr Trunch… he’s at Ned’s ordering me a coffee and finished the phone call with this statement - “ that lady that models clothes in the street is at Ned’s and looks fucking ridiculous”.
Get ready team… looking forward to this one.
Get ready team… looking forward to this one.
#Super Cute
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I’m going to hell….
#Super Cute
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Who guessed a festy clam collaboration?!
#Super Cute
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It’s not an ebook bitches! Mumma she reviving that 70’s classic The Banana Splits! 
ChunkyCustard
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I went back through based on this comment and holy shit... laughed so hard some wee came out. Haven't had that much fun since our 100 thread throwbacks.
My top 5:
In the foreskin skivvy she resembles a chode, one more cheezel and her guts will explode
Buy my clothes and eat my cheese, line my pockets and catch my disease.
Her follower count has kicked the bucket, nobody wants to see crop tops at Dumbarse & ****et
Jingle bells your minge smells, Babe flew away. Depressive slump, talking dumps on a Summer's day
Take me down to camel toe city where the hoes chase peen and we watch with pity.
#freshsheetfriday
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Yes let's not ever forget the 'I hate crime too' comment when the presenter was talking about 'hate crime'... farkin classic!!!Loving this comment. Who wrote this one?