Maybe it's the heat but the vlog just wound me up.
She thinks having kitchen cupboards is 'so clever'
Mentions there being a big mirror to do lots of OOTDs for us, then never shows it again.
Didn't explain which area of Paris they were in, mention names of anywhere, didn't even elaborate on what food they were eating apart from when they got snails. Pointless.
Everything was 'very lovely' this week. That segment about going to see their friend's lovely boyfriend at a lovely boathouse (?) for a lovely evening before going back to their lovely house. What a lovely turn of events. bleeping hell.
Why is there a clip of them laughing hysterically? What's happening? Are they on the back of a bike?
Emma didn't book their transport from Paris until several hours beforehand so they had to be up at 6am. WHY? I'd be so pissed off if I'd planned to do sightseeing and had to change my plans and get on separate trains just because my mate can't plan anything.
There's some footage of her arse with a wedgie in a river. Who called it?
No discussion about fashion week at all. What I took from that is that Emma wore a dress she liked.
Fairly certain there should have been an AD in there somewhere as Viktor and Rolf invited her to Paris.
Even after watching that video I couldn't tell you what she did for those two weeks(?). It mainly seemed to be drinking and eating.