Nor-folk-ing business sense! Everything is at fault with the Christmas Shop (Formerly of Holt)!
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Katykatykaty
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For fucks sake Emma!!! Stop being so bloody ridiculous and just admit how shit your life is and how your need to constantly buy new things (including pets!) is just a way of trying to fill the gaping hole where true happiness should be. We’ve seen how many errors she makes with regards to animal care and yet she’s going to bring another cat into the mix. Clearly the hamster didn’t prove as exciting as they thought it would be and the novelty wore off in just over a month. Solution - get another cat! Fucking ridiculous. I’m so irate!! 
Boredlurker
Active member
I've recently lost 6 stone and am now a realistic size 10/12, but I wouldn't even wear that in the house, let alone taking a picture for 18k people to see me in it, what on earth goes through these people's minds??!
Just think how much more obsessed she could have been if she'd actually stuck to the eating plan that was recommended to her when she left the WLC?Her head is as big as her gunt!
would love a weight loss update 
Smallpotato
VIP Member
The potato skin recipe is killing me. She throws away the actual potato and fills it with cheese.
Delia Smith
VIP Member
"Get you dressed" OMG NO PLEASE NO stop it
Why doesn’t she just say she looks really good instead of hiding it as ‘oh look I need to clean the mirror’. She does look slimmer yes, she should do as she paid £10k for WLS, but her stomach is still hiding her vagina 
I really wish I was as confident/ delusional as her!
I really wish I was as confident/ delusional as her!
obviously....
VIP Member
She has bought a kitten rather than rescue one of the thousands that need a home...
Also who in the right mind would introduce a kitten and a hamster to cats already settled.....they will be stressed (the cats, not Emma and tony)
Also who in the right mind would introduce a kitten and a hamster to cats already settled.....they will be stressed (the cats, not Emma and tony)
snoopyboop
Active member
Emma is having a well earned day off from taking photos of cats, lazing about, drinking sugary drinks and playing video games...... by taking photos of cats, lazing about, drinking sugary drinks and playing video games.
#bossbabe
#bossbabe
justherefortheattachments
Chatty Member
I've just remembered, didn't she say one time that tony's parents came round when she was naked one time?Simultaneously retching and laughing
What if someone comes to the door? They get so many parcels, surely barely a day goes by without at least one delivery?
I don’t want to think of it any more...
Katykatykaty
VIP Member
My husband was instructed to do it in our pre-wedding photo shoot, I very quickly told the photographer to not be so ridiculous and to think of a different position for us to be in. It’s such an unnatural pose and just draws attention to the woman’s stomach - fine if it’s for a maternity shoot I suppose but not when the woman in question is 90% gunt!
Smallpotato
VIP Member
Just seen a tiktok that Poundland has Kate Spade Samsung phone cases for a £1. Can’t wait for her to buy them all to “declutter” later!
Katykatykaty
VIP Member
Exactly! Put a table in front of your Christmas tree with a nice Christmassy table cloth on, whack some Christmas music on quietly, put on a Christmas jumper and show how much care you’re putting into making up and wrapping the orders. And absolutely do not say how you forgot to pick up bits for a customers order but remembered to “nap” yourself a decoration....oh wait, too late for that.
ribenaspark
Member
This is worse than the full length (photoshopped) ones! It looks like it could be the poster for a really terrible teen horror film. So fucking creepy.