Emma Drew #16 can only eat a third of a chicken breast and three toms but still fat

[adw2007]

Did i just read “get you dressed” ????


that adds fuel to the daddy/child relations theory.

they are the weirdest couple I know.

 

[Breadhead]

So 100kilos is around 15 stone, so she can lift less than her body weight using her legs..that carry her body weight?

 

[Ele88]

She doesn't do recipes? WTF is Mrs pinch about then

 

[Fruitleopard]

Her head is as big as her gunt!

 

[Katykatykaty]

This is why Emma needs a separate business and personal account! Last night she showed herself packing up orders for her business in her house. Today she posts that one of her cats has shit on her sofa. If I was one of her customers I’d be cancelling my order!

 

[NC2020]

Ok first of all, in what world does “today we was matching outfits!” make any sense whatsoever. Seriously Tony, put some effort in please - it’s not like it’s your job or anything?!

He talks exactly like Daniel from the undateables. No offence Daniel.

 

[NC2020]

No wonder her stomach is having a nope day look at the nutritional info on that sandwich! Why did she ever think that would be a a good idea?!

 

[Katykatykaty]

Why on earth would you ever describe your husband as your child?! I can’t even find the words to describe how messed up that is!!

 

[NotAppropriate]

New film idea! The grinch and Christmas gunt

 

[Katykatykaty]

No no no! Hello broken ankles! The gym is for functional wear not pretty, glittery sandshoes you dingbat!!

 

[Katykatykaty]

How can a young 30 year old woman look so much like a 50/60 year old man??

Also, the cat didn’t just decide to vomit Emma, something made it sick! Try to have at least a tiny bit of sympathy and concern for the cat that you claim is like your child rather than seeing it an inconvenience!

 

[DoseofReality]

She previously said it takes the most work of her projects with a very small reward, so maybe not worth it to her anymore.

But where else can she get that bread and head and waddle out?

I really don’t get the amount of cat tat on that website! Of the 11 ‘stocking fillers’ on their site, 6 are cat related!

Also, I bought that exact Cat Lady trinket dish from Home Bargains about two years ago - I have one in white and one in black. Price at Home Bargains - £1.29, price at The Christmas Shop (formerly of Holt) - £6.99! I bought two dishes for less than half the price she’s selling them for one! What a rip off!

The Christmas Shop formerly of Home Bargains

 

[Delia Smith]

Ya gurl thinks she’s smokin’ hot with her tousled locks and casual pose to the camera.

All I can focus on is that giant spot. Get some sudacrem on that hun.

 

[Stringyone]

I’m fascinated that she thinks she’s a workaholic. She one of the laziest people I’ve encountered!

 

[Penelope Strawberry]

Thanks for the insight, wonder if Emma realises how long she might have to wait!

Don't know if she's actually that bothered. I think all of the cyst talk is in response to us discussing the rather unfortunate portrait commissioned by Tony. We're meant to believe that the only thing standing between her and a size 10 are two cysts.

 

[Hereforthedramz]

This is worse than the full length (photoshopped) ones! It looks like it could be the poster for a really terrible teen horror film. So fucking creepy.

Nightmare on gunt Street

 

[Bubblesandflowers]

What makes me laugh about the overpriced tat is that if she came across a website with a mark up like that, she would be slagging them off on her stories! But is okay for her to do it so it makes HER money. Whereas anyone else trying to be successful and flourish, how dare they charge a profit.

Also that Christmas pyjama photo is hilarious. Look how protective he is over Emma's gunt Unless she is pregnant...

 

[Penelope Strawberry]

Can we have a moment of silence for the poor masseuse who has to lay her hands on McDonald?

 

[Annabel89]

I would like to go with this festive thread suggestion. I have posted it before and it was popular, but we haven't ever gone with it yet:

Emma Drew #17 Nor-folk-ing business sense. Everything is at fault with the Christmas Shop (formerly of Holt).

 

[Badg69]

Covid anxiety what