Couple of things I need to vent about:
-She’s had her lips tattooed. Botox can change the volume but not the colour, she very noticeably has baboon arse-colouring nowadays
-Asda price Tate clearly has a thing for horsey blondes that look JUST LIKE HIS SISTER
-Posting a couple of his “fit checks” (
) purely for posterity, the boy who comes from a small detached in Lincs and pretends he’s Chelsea elite needs both an iron and a stylist to help the stylist.
-The watch he likes to shoehorn into stories is a fake. Shocker I know
-Why is everything in her stories an advert now? I don’t even bother checking anymore because it’s all either skincare/food she clearly doesn’t use, or a restaurant that’s “10/10” or “50/10” “out of this world” “best meal of my LIFE” but literally every Friday
-She doesn’t have her own personality, everything she likes or wears are things he’s into, suddenly she loves tailoring and cigars? Oh sure that seems like a natural step. And I also worry about why every single post he’s ever made about her focuses solely on her looks. She is very much a possession to him and she’s in for a shock in later years when he decides to get a newer model.
-You already know their wedding would be him in a tuxedo, her in a slip dress, black and white photos, champagne tower, jazz band, white flowers, Pinterest blandness they’d try desperately to get shoehorned into OK! or Hello. Also they’d absolutely have an engagement announcement in The Times, just to make sure his ego felt appeased enough after shoving an inflated lab diamond oval on her finger and continuing to play pretend rich white man
Everything about them both screams fake and hollow, she clearly comes from wealth but felt inferior to her peers aesthetically, he clearly doesn’t come from wealth and is chasing it like a teenager at a Harry Styles concert…. Neither of them seem truly comfortable in themselves or happy, both are seeking to feel worthy but for very different reasons, and I feel a mix of both sympathy and utter repulsion towards them. He is absolutely the most off-putting thing about her, followed closely by the obvious display of greed in both her downtime and her adverts. She needs to be more discerning in every aspect if she wants to be truly successful beyond tik tok likes, and following that douchebag around isn’t the answer.
ps Emily if you ever read this please stop posing like a flamingo, leg in the air, it’s just weird.