love your puppy
“she’s just so loyal.....”
girl your mum has had her five minutes and she’s unable to leave the
bleeping house. What makes her loyal? She hasn’t trashed the gaff or shagged rover in the guest bedroom
Invest in puppy training - again it’s like me telling Sandra what nursery she should send her child to if I had no children.
get it loads of toys - actually not a good tip for a puppy
he/she doesn’t need tons of squeaky toys, you can stimulate a puppy with a few toys and activities, giving it to many can actually be overwhelming
I lost the will to live and blocked out the rest. I prefer her losing her
tit over a cheese board and her lodger Matt. That sickly sweet puppy voice made me drive heave.