Elle Swift #65 Exploits her sister, cheating Mr, goodbye Angelle, we won't miss ya

[Instafamousssss]

Guys don’t you remember her 12 week photo shoot with saint she had a 6month bloat bump that she pushed out

 

[gossip enthusiast]

She’s making disgusting orgasm face again… does she not realise she looks like a head and also a twit wearing all those layers when it’s not even cold enough to be wearing big coat and a jumper/hat/scarf

 

[Here to join in the DRAMA]

She really does think she is someone. Those photos imagine getting someone to take those sort of pics where your standing with your eyes closed head tilted wtaf!!! so embarrassing same for con seriously laughing my head of here I really wish they couldn't control their comments I'd rip the 2 of them to shreds

 

[gossip enthusiast]

She really does think she is someone. Those photos imagine getting someone to take those sort of pics where your standing with your eyes closed head tilted wtaf!!! so embarrassing same for con seriously laughing my head of here I really wish they couldn't control their comments I'd rip the 2 of them to shreds

She looks like she’s trying to be a model her face, but she just looks like an absolute twit and 100% not relatable at all. It all just looks fake

 

[bananabutter]

She’s making disgusting orgasm face again… does she not realise she looks like a head and also a twit wearing all those layers when it’s not even cold enough to be wearing big coat and a jumper/hat/scarf

With Conman as her partner I’d be amazed if she knew what an orgasm was also, it’s still SO warm I was out yesterday in jeans and a light jacket

 

[peachesandcreamz]

Conman’s most recent post says “ready for more life” with an artsy shot of the side of his face

God it's SOOOO cringey, he thinks he's David Beckham or something Also does he really believe he's got a good enough side profile to be posting that angry jaw-clenching picture TWICE?! Behave

What in the shutterstock is this Conjob

 

[TiredOfFakes]

I work in central bath.. yesterday I wore jeans a jumper and some pointed slip on shoes- no coat. I was hot walking round at lunch as it was about 16/17 degrees. Why is she wearing a hat scarf jumper and huge coat? I swear these instagrammers try and wish winter being here

To be fair I have secondary Raynaud's and in the summer I was dressing like this at times as I can't get enough blood flow around my body with a dodgy heart and valve too though I doubt she has this issue but it's rarely discussed so always like to make people aware of the condition when I can

 

[whyhellothere83]

To be fair I have secondary Raynaud's and in the summer I was dressing like this at times as I can't get enough blood flow around my body with a dodgy heart and valve too though I doubt she has this issue but it's rarely discussed so always like to make people aware of the condition when I can

She hasn’t got this though, she’s just a twit

 

[gossip enthusiast]

Don’t understand how she thinks she looks good here to even change it to her profile pic honestly, she looks old and those collar bones look gross she’s deliberately got them out on show to look skinny… it doesn’t look good boo

 

[Lorny]

Don’t understand how she thinks she looks good here to even change it to her profile pic honestly, she looks old and those collar bones look gross she’s deliberately got them out on show to look skinny… it doesn’t look good boo

Wtf. She looks about 50 and the wild over lining of the already pumped up lips. Piss off Elle.

 

[Ups27]

To be fair I have secondary Raynaud's and in the summer I was dressing like this at times as I can't get enough blood flow around my body with a dodgy heart and valve too though I doubt she has this issue but it's rarely discussed so always like to make people aware of the condition when I can

I think it’s because she makes more money on her ‘autumn winter content’ xx

 

[bananabutter]

Don’t understand how she thinks she looks good here to even change it to her profile pic honestly, she looks old and those collar bones look gross she’s deliberately got them out on show to look skinny… it doesn’t look good boo

I’m 3 years older than her and I genuinely believe I look at least 20 years younger than this photo

 

[comeagainliv]

He blocked me when I asked what he had done to his hair lol

 

[Instafamousssss]

Imagine she puts saint down for a morning nap looking pale but somewhat normal and he wakes up to that clown bet the poor kid is terrified

 

[peachesandcreamz]

Don’t understand how she thinks she looks good here to even change it to her profile pic honestly, she looks old and those collar bones look gross she’s deliberately got them out on show to look skinny… it doesn’t look good boo

The way people overline their lips I will NEVER understand it, surely in real life that looks horrific?!

 

[stardust123]

The temptation to quote all of his and Elles tweets!

 

[Jorgiamordue93]

With Conman as her partner I’d be amazed if she knew what an orgasm was also, it’s still SO warm I was out yesterday in jeans and a light jacket

Im freezing but I am in newcastle and I can confirm, I am bleeping freezing and have been wearing my uggs and a puffa coat for weeks... INDOORS at work hahaha

Knitted jumpers can be quite unflattering without positioning / tucking it. I actually like her coat despite the fact she looks like Del Boy lol

hhahaha The coat is giving market trader vibes. POP UP ANGELLEEEE DEADSTOCK????

 

[gossip enthusiast]

Im freezing but I am in newcastle and I can confirm, I am bleeping freezing and have been wearing my uggs and a puffa coat for weeks... INDOORS at work hahaha



hhahaha The coat is giving market trader vibes. POP UP ANGELLEEEE DEADSTOCK????

I still wear my uggs everyday but a big coat and a jumper with a hat seems a bit OTT plus bath is definitely no where near as cold, I live 30 mins away!

 

[lmao123]

The temptation to quote all of his and Elles tweets!

Someone take one for the team and do it

 

[Chocolategoggler]

She’s making disgusting orgasm face again… does she not realise she looks like a head and also a twit wearing all those layers when it’s not even cold enough to be wearing big coat and a jumper/hat/scarf

I was in Lincoln then and people were walking around in puffa coats and fur coats when I was coatless and boiling. I started thinking I was living in a parallel universe!!