Boasting about your "European" heritage/genes (which is idiotic because Europeans can be just as ugly as the rest of them) is in stark contrast to talking about what surgery/cosmetic procedures you've had done.
Elle Florence #18 From Joe to Rick, now married to a hick: husband at last, baguette arriving fast š„
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I think she had a jaw surgery (moving it forward) and it changed it all.
This could be it. Was Elle doing insivalign around the time? She would have to move her teeth with jaw surgery to adjust to her new bite.
She had some special braces. She couldnāt do Invisalign because her āEuropean sized teethā wouldnāt fit in the trays or something like that.
It must be so tiring being Elle and being so special.She had some special braces. She couldnāt do Invisalign because her āEuropean sized teethā wouldnāt fit in the trays or something like that.
Poor thing is about as special and unique as a lawn gnome now that she's relegated to the Seattle suburbs. How ever will our girl stand out among the yummy mummies at the daycare? She can wear her granny's Hermes scarf and talk about putting fruit on her waffles. I'm sure everyone will be amazed at the European goddess in their presence!It must be so tiring being Elle and being so special.
She had lingual braces. Nothing special, they are just braces on the inner surface of the teeth. People get these so that their braces are not visible. She should have just gotten regular, buccal braces - having braces as an adult makes you "speshul" , after all!!She had some special braces. She couldnāt do Invisalign because her āEuropean sized teethā wouldnāt fit in the trays or something like that.
I mean having braces visible shows you have extra cash to spend. You'd think Elle would see it as a flex!
Nah, that kind of surgery takes a long recovery time. Plus, she still has the overbite she used to have prior to the surgery. So, I think she got something less involved. But some kind of jaw job she did get.
She got a chin implant to help mask her overbite.
I think you meant to say 'beaver chompers'She had some special braces. She couldnāt do Invisalign because her āEuropean sized teethā wouldnāt fit in the trays or something like that.
Not sure if anyone else has listened to this. But major eye roll
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Lots of word salad and making her fraud investigator job sound like it was a lawyer job
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Totally ignores the fact that she lived in FL before moving to seattle
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Totally ignores the fact that she lived in FL before moving to seattle
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Wow... it's scary how easily she lies, exaggerates and obfuscates her story. She's the Seattle version of George Santos!
Now part of her story is that she didn't pursue big law or public prosecution because she wanted work/life balance. Hmm... you can't pursue something you were not offered, darling! You did your internship at a big fancy law firm and they didn't invite you to stay on. No shame there, it's competitive! You also would never be hired as a prosecutor because you've never worked in a courtroom and have a terrible work ethic. "Your honour, request to recess for an hour? The Sephora sale is today and I'm rouge, so..."
She also made awkward references to feminism throughout the interview. Talks about the pressures women in law face to balance it all and female hustle culture. How would she know anything about that?!? Then mentions how being online is challenging because of the sexist trolls and toxic haters but she perseveres because of her community. Yeah, your community to sell to!
If anyone thought she was starting a new leaf and was changing from being a narcissistic, deluded, lying fruit loop ... nope!
Omg, the vocal fry!
I wonder if Elle has ever been on an antidepressant or any medication. I wonder how she is recovering from her pregnancy. I know you read here E, update us!
Her giggle and her fake "friendly" voice are nauseating.
At least she didn't have a 3,2,1 moment during the interview!
It was so painful to listen to, but I was falling asleep at work today and it helped me stay awakeOmg, the vocal fry!
The fake, syrupy "yaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAa!"
I couldn't even. This is why no one wanted to join Elle for pre-natal orchard yoga.
I couldn't even. This is why no one wanted to join Elle for pre-natal orchard yoga.
Nordstrom closing in Canada. Maybe Elle will make a montage of her best trips to the mall to reminisce about her old life with Joe when she was still in her prime.
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