It would be hilarious if they went with an Italian or French name. She hasn't even been to those places and has no connection to them (Buying too much Le Crueset doesn't count, it's just a frying pan).
It's also just awkward for a kid growing up in Seattle to have a name that she'll have to constantly correct people on. "Is there a... Gulee-etta Grumstrump here? Am I saying that right?".
For all Elle's bragging about her "European" heritage, does it not seem odd that she has not been to Europe? As far as I know, she only went to England, for college. Why not France/ Italy / Belgium since she claims such an affinity to these countries, what with her "French" mispronunciations and fat-laden cooking, her Belgian love of beer and fruit on her waffles, etc.
It will be dumb for her to saddle her child with such a cumbersome name. Of course, she thinks it will show how speshul her bebe is.
Do you all really think her marriage with Fishy won’t last? Personally I can’t see him doing any better.
He won't leave her for someone "better." He will leave her to salvage what is left of his soul and his sanity.