Me too. I want bougie, delusionElle back.
Elle Florence #15 Bottle Blonde and Chanel by the Pond, How Long until Fisherman Figures Out the Con?
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I mean, if she drops a Vancouver apartment hunting video, begrudgingly hints that her relationship imploded, colors her hair back to normal, and brunches with the dolls . . . . somehow everything will be right again.
She doesn't need to cop to the fact that taking the Washington state bar exam was a waste, or tell us that Pashy the bike is rotting in yet another storage locker, or admit she hates fishing, or even that she ruined her hair in a failed effort to hold on to a man.
She just needs to tell us that we're home again.
I can’t see Elle moving back to Vancouver. Why would she? She hasn’t seen the dolls in a few years now. She doesn’t have any family there (her mother follows her where ever she goes), she doesn’t have a job there, all her past boyfriends are there. I just don’t think she can think of Vancouver as home anymore. Maybe she will try her luck on the East coast if she’s single? But then that’s too far for a quick flight escape to Hawaii. (I can totally see her trying the East coast once her moms lease is up in Hawaii thou).
Maybe her and Fisherman have moved in together? I know it’s been speculated they already live together but maybe they bought a house so Elle is more confident to share, and by they I mean Mr Fisherman and Elles mom. We all know Elle doesn’t have any savings for a down payment.
I could see her moving back to Vancouver and sliding into her old life. She values familiarity and comfort over all else. Her life is about her cats, a boyfriend and online shopping from her leather sofa. This isn't a woman who is seeking adventure or change or even joy, it's just about existing. Even her "big move" to Seattle was boring - she moved out to the country as soon as she could and seems to never spend time in Seattle proper. I can't imagine Elle wanting to move to the east coast or anywhere new and different. She doesn't even travel outside her immediate area!
I always wondered why she doesn't move to Hawaii
My heart says it's a return to Vancouver
My funny bone says its another engagement
My nerves say she's using a pregnancy to try and hold on to Fisherman
But, at the end of the day, my brain says it's just some new scarf colors.
My funny bone says its another engagement
My nerves say she's using a pregnancy to try and hold on to Fisherman
But, at the end of the day, my brain says it's just some new scarf colors.
Or the tote bag she said she was designing.
It is bound to be something mundane
I forgot about that tote bag prototype she showed with the braided handles.
You ladies were right, I figured out why Elle didn't do a Nordstrom video this year: https://gomiblog.com/nordstrom-sale-changes-have-influencers-freaking-out/. The commission dropped from 12% to 3%. I had no idea it was that high, no wonder she was urging us to buy pricey candles and blankets and boots! Must be tough for influencers, having to actually do something to earn a living rather than filming themselves in a dressing room and putting some links into an Instagram story.
If its a video about that damn tote bag, she needs to kiss her channel good-bye. I'd be furious if I were a dedicated subscriber/viewer and the video I got after a month-plus absence is another one to advertise her merch.
Not enough young, white collar professional men to go around in Hawaii for her to hunt. Hawaii consists of mostly old white boomer retirees or working class/service workers. Not knocking on the latter; there’s a huge wealth disparity issue there and a lot of people can’t afford to just “leave” and move to the US mainland. I doubt that issue has ever crossed Elle’s mind despite going there multiple times.
LOL I forgot about that.
All of me wants it to be the tote bag now. Somehow that would be ever better than being engaged.
I love how she was so baffled why no company has made a braided leather handle tote bag. Bc it is horribly uncomfortable . I hope she does come out with the awful bag and then has to suffer with wearing it out to advertise it.
It has to be a move-in video, pregnancy, or engagement news. Or she's moving again to try her luck in a different city. I can't imagine her disappearing for over a month after she barely put out an informercial for her wares a month ago, skip the Nordstrom sale even though it has reduced commissions, only to disappear again for over a month to put out a promo for something new she's selling.
I could, lol. Elle is all about Elle.
Just watched a blogger reveal that she spent $3600 on the Nordstrom Sale (she shopped the first day) and has made an avg of $7K per week from just the Nordstrom links. This is still a substantial amount of money for 3%! Surprised Elle hasn't even posted a wishlist video then
She posted N sale links in her stories this afternoon. Ugg blanket, pjs, etc.
How to afford all of that: buy coffee only once a week.
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