Elle Darby-Swift #76 'The Texas Chain-Store Ambassador'

[Kimmee]

SORRY WHAT ? ! She isn’t going to update people on what she decides childcare wise for the safety of her children !? But will happily share the house they are living in , where their keys are kept , parks and soft plays etc? Make it make sense. Also , talking about how happy and outgoing Saint is when he is with other children and his cousins - didn’t give that a thought when planning to move to America at all ? Also , even after a bad accident with Saint at a park , still happy to be vlogging and giving them minimal attention talking shit about driving for the first time.

Clearly no money has been put towards a baby monitor or cameras for Romeo’s room yet as well , as just listening out for him instead in a huge house. Very sad to see what is prioritised in their household - and a 180 degrees from what I saw from them in the UK but maybe I was blind - it’s giving 18 year olds that didn’t want kids - selfish comes to mind.

 

[lolabud32]

and the rest but appreciate your input whoever you are

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The sight of Elle’s pale bare arse hanging out from those tatty pyjama bottoms… heave

 

[caf.xx]

Filming Katie crying yet again, she’s vile, exploiting her vulnerable sister and only cares about getting the shot for her vlog. She rubbed her eyes but not a single tear was shed from her. Also she didn’t look too impressed when Katie said they looked so similar 🫣

 

[PinkFigs]

Omg this thread title is fantastic!

 

[ellyjelly2]

She’s such a bullshitter! She did get accepted and did go to uni for drama! Her mum was diagnosed just before, that’s true, then they thought she had beaten it, not realising her cancer woukd return. Elle went to Bristol uni studying drama and then left to become a PT, living at Conman’s after her relationship with her parents became very strained due to her dropping out. She made it around as though she didn’t go because of her mums illness. She also said a while back she never really spoke about her mums illness online, one reason was to protect Katie, again bullshit. She spoke quite a lot about it and spoke about counselling. She was also part of the Herbalife crap and was giving it all Billy big bollocks in a view early vlogs . Interesting that this articulate young woman made the vlog when She made a point of saying “smelly foreign’men were staring in her gym.. Not a child.

 

[ellyjelly2]

Can someone explain all the nicknames for elle and conor please?? Conman, Carby Darby etc etc etc

Pretty self explanatory for those two.

 

[RubySky478]

Case in point! Absolute spoiled madam pulling faces because she couldn’t get hot tea. She Hasn’t changed one. Still a narcissistic entitled twat.

Its uncanny…

 

[Instafamousssss]

Connor saying he’s started missing the dogs in the last few days….erm??? What?? They’ve been gone weeks! I miss my dog when I go out for dinner. Absolute weirdos they also clearly favour herbie

 

[RubySky478]

The locals must be literally dying with laughter…

 

[Aliyahhh]

If she IS depressed it would make sense. She has no sense of purpose or belonging. And I don’t mean that to be horrible I’m stating a fact. She doesn’t have a “proper job” so she’s nothing to purposefully get out of bed for in a morning. The kids go off to day care and con seems to be out and about doing his own thing running and at the gym etc.
She’s then left in that oversized empty house most the day alone and isn’t getting dressed, isn’t starting any new hobbies, isn’t socialising with people, isn’t pushing herself out there and out of her comfort zone.
Whilst just moving to Texas, being in warm weather and doing nothing every day probably seems like a nice life to most of us I can imagine that living like she does week in week out would be so lonely, boring and sad. I said this when they moved but Elle is a creature of comfort and really clings to things and people. The move was never a good idea.
It isn’t a life I would want to live put it that way.

 

[tootyfruity10]

She’s so dramatic it’s too funny the emotional music for when she sees Katie like come on, a lot of people with busy lives go longer without seeing their family than they’ve been away

 

[WhiteOrchid]

Saying she thought she'd feel homesick when Katie left but since seeing Katie's envy excitement over absolutely everything there, she doesn't, just shows that Elle measures her own happiness on other people's envy. She's only "happy" when she thinks other people want what she has. If Katie didn't give a shit about America and wasn't bothered by all the crap Elle was flaunting, she would be devastated and would be back in the UK by Christmas.

Hit the choccie digestive on the head there, Angle

 

[Instafamousssss]

I think they’ll have a baby there just to say they’ve had a baby in America and have an official American baby. As stupid as that sounds I do believe that is what she’ll do. She’s definitely home sick and there’s only so much you can do there. The novelty has worn off.
Mummy’sflippinhouse has moved back and says how bizzare it is being close to shops and walking distance from things. Not that carby ever did that but they seem very isolated there. I can just imagine them waking up each day like what now then? Can’t go see any family, can only go to target so many times, can’t go for a nice beach walk or woods walk.

 

[ellyjelly2]

Case in point! Absolute spoiled madam pulling faces because she couldn’t get hot tea. She Hasn’t changed one. Still a narcissistic entitled twat.

 

[Upintheair83]

I’m just gonna say it … Connor made me really laugh multiple times in the dollar tree video

Especially when the storm was coming and he was outside like “quick Elle get a thumbnail … ”

At this point I'm realising that count con has much more personality than carby for sure!
And he's making the most of his experience on America. She looks like a spoilt child that can't get her own way half the time!
When they were renting that air bnb just before Christmas I actually started to warm to her a little more. Her life seemed abit more stripped back and she seemed to really enjoy her kids but now she's gone back to the unbearable brat she's always been.
Ever likely she's still having therapy!

 

[wonderbread]

She actually said she was sure ( changes daily now apparently) that she wants to be back in the UK before Saint starts school?!?! Like WTAF? This is just a long holiday then! 3yrs? I mean I get people doing this, not liking it and then moving back, but to actually go with the plan that this is not permanent is mad.

She’s regretting the move BIG TIME!!! The novelty has worn off target and Walmart and now her boring little life is facing reality.

 

[bananabutter]

Think someone mentioned this before about Connor doing better than her out there, can already see it with his fitness, run clubs meeting new people making new friends whereas she’s not left the house or target. Bet his DMs are filled with new American girls

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She will HATE Connor making friends. She likes to keep him at home with her 24/7

 

[Kimmee]

I’m just gonna say it … Connor made me really laugh multiple times in the dollar tree video

Especially when the storm was coming and he was outside like “quick Elle get a thumbnail … ”

It was the “ Why did the snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his spouse was a FLAKE ” followed by Connor saying “ yeah, I can see where he’s coming from with that” no way did he say that and Elle left it in the edit - howling

 

[starsandmoons777]

Katie looked so jet lagged on that Disney trip.

Felt so bad for her when they were going on the rides with the kids and she was just left on her own lugged with all their crap I didn’t see one clip of her and Elle on any of the rides together, seems like Elle forced connor to go on with her instead.. also cringed so much when Elle mentioned Katie got Chewbacca as a character thing at the start, and they got given nice ones, she sounded like such a cow, pi** taking and spiteful.

Elle only flew her over for content and a baby sitter. Weird she only stayed for a few days after Disney as well, such a long way to go for just a week, surely Elle would’ve wanted her to stay for at least another week in Houston so a total of 2 weeks, I think that’s standard for a USA Holiday right?

 

[July9696]

My interpretation of it was "out of darkness comes light". Elle's mum dying was a terrible situation that no one would ask for, but it gave Elle the impetus to follow her dream, so led to something positive. It gave her an element of closure with her mum's death.

Yeah I think people might be taking this a bit too literally. Obviously she would rather her Mum still be here.