jFC!! Sorry to all Americans who are having to suffer this absolute weapon! Look at the bloody state of it. Look at the posing. I’m crying! 
Chavtastic baby! Even a special tiny crack pic!
Chavtastic baby! Even a special tiny crack pic!
Elle Darby-Swift #76 'The Texas Chain-Store Ambassador'
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I cannot imagine going to a child’s farm dressed like that never mind posing.
The locals must be literally dying with laughter…
She's not even half as attractive or alluring as she thinks she is!!jFC!! Sorry to all Americans who are having to suffer this absolute weapon! Look at the bloody state of it. Look at the posing. I’m crying!
I've had Eminem's new song stuck in my head the last few days and now I've got
"Guess who's back, back again, Tiny Crack's back, tell a friend" 
I had to zoom in and inspect her face in those pics - it looks like she's been caught off guard mid word, but I think she was going for sultry??....
Also have a word with yourself hun, why are you pouting in cowboy boots and a hat, trying to act casual. Take a normal picture with your husband or children or dogs? Smiling? I don't get this "come to bed" faced shite.
Also have a word with yourself hun, why are you pouting in cowboy boots and a hat, trying to act casual. Take a normal picture with your husband or children or dogs? Smiling? I don't get this "come to bed" faced shite.
She’s more Debbie does Dallas than Coastal Cow girl
"QUICK ConnnNnnNnnNnn take the pic!! Like, why do farms smell LiTeRallY like horse tit?? Can't the farmer just manifest away the smell ConnnnUuhhhRrr".....
Thank you for validating meDying laugh at this
to provide some further context to this, I went to see Take That last night and thought duck me Mark Owen was actually pretty fine
. i think I just need a good shag.
or a divine interventionI do get it tbh!! I think we're seeing the bare minimum from Conman lately - playing with the kids, leaning into Yank life, taking the dogs out, socialising - and for some of us (if you squint hard enough) it almost makes him look attractive.Thank you for validating me
to provide some further context to this, I went to see Take That last night and thought duck me Mark Owen was actually pretty fine
i think I just need a good shag.
But yeah, a shag wouldn't hurt us.....
What the duck does she look like
I know she can't help it.......but, that wandering eye!
I think it’s HILARIOUS that her tshirt says “not my first rodeo” when she hasn’t been to ANY bloody rodeos… the ironyYes Elle that outfit does look too boiling for Texas as it’s literally boots. My legs would be sweating as well
Also face of a 50 year old woman (no offence to any women in their 50s)
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OMFG!!! These pics have MADE my week
. I’m pissing myself at the state of her!---
She’s pregnant with a Chick Fil A burger
The second hand embarrassment of her dressing like that 
what a gift she is.
what a gift she is.
She looks so miserable!
Jesus wept!! These should have stayed in the drafts babe x
girl ,put on some trainers or sandals!jFC!! Sorry to all Americans who are having to suffer this absolute weapon! Look at the bloody state of it. Look at the posing. I’m crying!
Think it’s to increase engagement
Still laughing over the boil in the bag rice and remembering how she thought she discovered Emma Bridgwater years after everyone else did.
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