Elle Darby-Swift #76 'The Texas Chain-Store Ambassador'

[Rippedjeanmaybe]

I do remember a while back, could have been when Romeo was just born, Connor was moaning that they should have gone travelling around America before having kids and that they won’t get the chance to do that again.

Apparently when they went with Saint when she was outed as a racist, they wanted a motorhome but it was too complicated with a baby and I think Connor was a bit unhappy about it.

It seems America was very much his big dream, more so than Elle’s.

 

[ellyjelly2]

Living with Elle must be so mentally draining, I honestly don't know how Con man does it

The ££££££££££/$$$$$$$$$$$ helps

 

[wonderbread]

I think Connor will thrive in Texas, he’s making a go at this opportunity and if it fails at least he can say he tried. Carby is living the exact same life as she did in Westbury! Sitting in her filthy pj’s eating and moping around. After all the money they wasted on this move I think I’d be a bit depressed too. Wait still fall and she realizes Texas doesn’t have the cool crispy fall weather she can instagram about and wear cut fall fits and pose with cute fall backdrops, no pubs or garden centers like Wiltshire either

 

[ellyjelly2]

Thing is she will then say she wants to move back to Cali but will be just as unhappy, meanwhile Connor and the boys have started to settle in to Texas life.

 

[Instafamousssss]

Poor Elle having to have a break, rest and recuperate. Life must be so hard waking up and doing duck all with your husband who also does duck all.
IMAGINE if she had to work, raise two kids, her husband went to work, she had to clean, cook meals, do the school runs, walk the dogs twice a day for a substantial amount of time. I can’t bare to think about the tragedy that would be and how many therapy sessions she’d need to talk about herself.

 

[at88]

The dogs going in the sea ON THEIR LEADS is wild to me and doesn’t seem safe.. Are they not good off the lead? Doubt they put in the work to train them tbf!

 

[Sunshine99]

Scorching hot with grey sky is not appealing at all.

 

[Beckz1205]

She seems to be covering her stomach up a lot lately

 

[sofipbn]

Scorching hot with grey sky is not appealing at all.

as someone who comes from a subtropical climate, anything over 33º it's unbearable and even worse with humidity. don't know how they're coping with it coming from the UK!

 

[ellyjelly2]

Looks like she’s cut her leg. How they can bear that heat is beyond me, i would melt.

 

[purple01]

I can’t help but constantly think about how much I bet her dressing gown stinks

 

[dunnsj]

I can’t help but constantly think about how much I bet her dressing gown stinks

Yeah stale fart and fish

 

[Aliyahhh]

If she IS depressed it would make sense. She has no sense of purpose or belonging. And I don’t mean that to be horrible I’m stating a fact. She doesn’t have a “proper job” so she’s nothing to purposefully get out of bed for in a morning. The kids go off to day care and con seems to be out and about doing his own thing running and at the gym etc.
She’s then left in that oversized empty house most the day alone and isn’t getting dressed, isn’t starting any new hobbies, isn’t socialising with people, isn’t pushing herself out there and out of her comfort zone.
Whilst just moving to Texas, being in warm weather and doing nothing every day probably seems like a nice life to most of us I can imagine that living like she does week in week out would be so lonely, boring and sad. I said this when they moved but Elle is a creature of comfort and really clings to things and people. The move was never a good idea.
It isn’t a life I would want to live put it that way.

 

[evoway13]

If she IS depressed it would make sense. She has no sense of purpose or belonging. And I don’t mean that to be horrible I’m stating a fact. She doesn’t have a “proper job” so she’s nothing to purposefully get out of bed for in a morning. The kids go off to day care and con seems to be out and about doing his own thing running and at the gym etc.
She’s then left in that oversized empty house most the day alone and isn’t getting dressed, isn’t starting any new hobbies, isn’t socialising with people, isn’t pushing herself out there and out of her comfort zone.
Whilst just moving to Texas, being in warm weather and doing nothing every day probably seems like a nice life to most of us I can imagine that living like she does week in week out would be so lonely, boring and sad. I said this when they moved but Elle is a creature of comfort and really clings to things and people. The move was never a good idea.
It isn’t a life I would want to live put it that way.

This!!!!! She would be exactly the same if they'd moved to San Diego........

 

[WhiteOrchid]

I remember when she 1st came back from her "6 month break" disappeared from social media and YouTube, but back to uploading in time before the YouTube 6 month rule about demonitising or whatever the rule was that meant she had to come back

They ran off to the USA with their Tails between their legs, waiting for the scandal to blow over. Then when she came back it was a wanky word salad announcement on IG about "reflecting" and then she returned to YT with a fake humble video where she inserted a photo of herself right at the end in a "blink and you'll miss it" shot posing at an American homeless shelter/soup kitchen.

Then the rememberence party she "hosted" for a friend that had sadly lost her baby. Cue the humble bragging Elle about what a wonderful friend she was (for probably hiring Every Last Detail) for creating the event. (And nobody has ever heard her mention that friend again...)

Then the signing off of the vlogs with quotes of positivity and enlightenment and trying to reinvent herself as an holistic guru. Again, that didn't last long before she was full steam ahead back to the wedding content and came full circle back to the braggy bratty Tracey Beaker empty spoilt personality she truly is.

I have no sympathy for her, she's following the coin and keeping up appearances. She's had no real job, no sense of purpose and no direction her whole adult life. She was an indulged little madam who got lucky with the influencer movement. Putting it into perspective though, she never did reach the heights of Zoella or Saffron Barker, so small mercies for that.

Underneath it all she hasn't really changed or grown that much. You just need to see it in times like in a recent vlog where she was struggling to work the new ice cream machine she'd bought - the looks and attitude she gave Connor were bratty and immature.

She's pulling the strings with the money, but Connor’s definitely adapted better and embraced the change more. She's just disappointed that she's burning through all of this money and her followers have barely jumped up in numbers to reflect what a big move she made.

She's just left with an echo chamber of deranged Angles suggesting things like Katie moving to Texas to be their Kid's nanny. She could only *hope* for a publicity boost like the White Moose Cafe did for her again.

 

[ellyjelly2]

Case in point! Absolute spoiled madam pulling faces because she couldn’t get hot tea. She Hasn’t changed one. Still a narcissistic entitled twit.

 

[RubySky478]

Case in point! Absolute spoiled madam pulling faces because she couldn’t get hot tea. She Hasn’t changed one. Still a narcissistic entitled twit.

Its uncanny…

 

[wonderbread]

Case in point! Absolute spoiled madam pulling faces because she couldn’t get hot tea. She Hasn’t changed one. Still a narcissistic entitled twit.

I don’t know how she’s so full of herself… she’s a massive gormless twit. Her chubby cheeks, wonkey eye and constant bratty expression won’t get CoN in bed to make baby No. 3.

 

[mcgee]

I don’t know how she’s so full of herself… she’s a massive gormless twit. Her chubby cheeks, wonkey eye and constant bratty expression won’t get CoN in bed to make baby No. 3.

He’ll just shut his eyes and think of one of his insta bikini babes

 

[starsandmoons777]

Why after 3 years has she decided to stop showing Saint. her blabbing on about not showing the kids and respecting them etc.

What is going on with this women she's clearly very much missing UK etc & it's OK to feel like that, but just admit it. Like people have said they should've jsut done an extended holiday, now everything's settled down she is looking miserable af but can't come home untill their lease is up on house now backward bills

This is the woman that filmed her birth for YouTube remember. She also said this a few months ago as well and then never stopped shoving the camera in both of the kids faces so I’d take it with a wee pinch of salt. I 100% get if she genuinely is wanting to protect their privacy but it’s a bit late for that in my opinion when she gave birth and presented it to the whole of YouTube

She’s already been profiting off the children on YouTube and social media since the minute they were born, she doesn’t give a sh** about exposing their lives, she’s saying it because she thinks it’s the right thing to do and will make her look better - but she won’t do it because she’s greedy for money!

She will notice her views drop dramatically if every vlog is as lazy as that one was, how can you do a cosy day at home style vlog in Texas when it’s 50 degrees outside. People now want to see texas and she could really make the most of that, but nope, just vlogging the drive thru, supermarkets and herself rotting in bed.

She fits into the whole ‘motherhood’ influencer image now in my opinion, she’s boring and I don’t think she can profit well unless she involves the children or extreme changes like moving abroad, having a baby, etc.