Elle Darby #8 I'm overpriced, my hips dont lie and my clothes don't fit me right
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What the duck does she think she looks like
Flying out of Geneva airport last Christmas, 2 Russian hookers were in the queue behind me for security and one of them was wearing this outfit (and yes, they definitely were hookers)!
Without a doubt, it's like when you've got twats for neighbours and you give them an amusing nick name
I can see the what-the-duck vibes radiating over the top of his mask
his āmummyā has just bought herself a six hundred and fifty quid tacky as duck dog collar from Dior.Looks like he's trying to ask for help to me!
Iād be looking for a fence to escape out under myself.
She āwakes upā like sheās just been attacked with a bottle of tanfastic.
Fascinating, itās like watching another species.
Con wants a mirror in the garden, why an I not shocked
What the duck does she think she looks like
Flying out of Geneva airport last Christmas, 2 Russian hookers were in the queue behind me for security and one of them was wearing this outfit (and yes, they definitely were hookers)!
Yeah shes got that look going on, unfortunately the blonde hair don't help her either. The whole look gives off major cheap vibes!
Iām sorry but sheās under 25????????
Did I hear it right? I honestly thought she was mid 30s like me.
Did I hear it right? I honestly thought she was mid 30s like me.
Think if you plaster your kids all over the internet, regardless that you know pedos will be having a great time over their images youāre not a great parent.
Christmas with The Swiftās too....sheās very keen to drop the Darby name isnāt she! In this day and age why would any women give up her name? Or assume their children have to take the fathers?
Sorry if anybody else has said this already I havenāt caught up with the thread. But does anybody else think Elle is pregnant? Because I do. Not because of how she looks or anything I have noticed body wise. But because of a couple of things..
Firstly in their first vlogmas video Connor said ānext Christmas will be THE Christmas and they looked at each other and smiledā almost as if theyāll have a baby for it maybe?
And then on the latest vlog he said my driving makes elle feel sick and she said āIāve only eaten a
Satsuma today I canāt be dealing with Connorās driving on an empty stomachā and you always get morning sickness worst when empty and also in the car...
I think she is but just an assumption
Firstly in their first vlogmas video Connor said ānext Christmas will be THE Christmas and they looked at each other and smiledā almost as if theyāll have a baby for it maybe?
And then on the latest vlog he said my driving makes elle feel sick and she said āIāve only eaten a
Satsuma today I canāt be dealing with Connorās driving on an empty stomachā and you always get morning sickness worst when empty and also in the car...
I think she is but just an assumption
Maybe, however it doesn't take a baby for a 'man' like that to make you feel sick
Pretty sure they are Primark
Thankyou
Not much chance of getting them then all the christmassy pjs always sell out really quick 
I live in Bristol and there's one here. about 1.5 hours from Elle
Probably in London for their free Invisalign 
aināt no straight teeth going to help with greasy Connnnnnnuuuuuur.
aināt no straight teeth going to help with greasy Connnnnnnuuuuuur.Bristols closer than that to them ( unless youāre trying to get across it during rush hour). I think London.
Usually I donāt mind her but... who dresses like that to a garden center? I can just imagine my nan going to buy her plants and seeing Elle wandering around like sheās some kind of z-lister also.. we get it youāre engaged and FiAnCeS,.. you donāt need to remind us every second. Honestly itās like theyāre the first people to ever get engaged
also.. we get it youāre engaged and FiAnCeS,.. you donāt need to remind us every second. Honestly itās like theyāre the first people to ever get engaged These one in Cardiff, otherwise they are in London/ Brighton and I think these also one In Edinburgh. I hope they didnāt come over the bridge we donāt want her and the greaseball in wales!!
London is more like 3h away but I guess they could of driven somewhere outside London 2h away and got the train in
I think she is too, Iām in my first trimester and I noticed a few things that I could relate too. When she went shopping for the roast she kept saying āi fancied thisā and thatās how Iv been- Iv been off certain foods but craving others. And even though my mum hasnāt died (Iām not at a all comparing this!) but obv I canāt see my mum because of lockdown but Iām desperate to see her as this is my first pregnancy and itās just a comfort thing when you are abit overwhelmed/ happy/ worried to want to see your mum. And so I canāt even imagine how low Elle must be feeling and how much the ache of missing her mum must be.also the fact she just wants to stay in bed all day is another thing I can relate too! So yeh I think sheās pregnant. The look they gave each other in the car I feel kinda confirmed it.
If so il be pleased for her, I do think she would make a great mum.
Con on the other hand.......
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