There HAS to be a 2021 award for the tattler that compared this to a corpse falling out the back of a hearse
Elle Darby #37 Wedding dress on, trousers gone, shes a size small or is it all a con?
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Given that most of the soldiers in the first and second world war were men under the age of 25 I imagine it would have been welcomedIt’s what the fallen would have wanted to see
Basically her life summed up there
Angles reaching new lows
The arse licking is real
This is soooo appropriate for the ass lockers
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Guys I know this is random, but does anyone know where @grumpycat has disappeared to!? She’s not been around for a while and she’s missed out on some golden moments from Carby and the Conman!
such a random thing to share and what’s with the hun?
I don’t know, there’s just something about Elle that I find cringey. Elle‘s only 25 which isn’t old but she just comes across as the mum who’s trying to stay relevant and cool with her teenage daughter and her friends but just ends up coming across cringe and embarrassing
I don’t know, there’s just something about Elle that I find cringey. Elle‘s only 25 which isn’t old but she just comes across as the mum who’s trying to stay relevant and cool with her teenage daughter and her friends but just ends up coming across cringe and embarrassing
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Just started to watch the Primark vlog, christ 10 seconds in what is the stupid voice on it, and she looks like shes been drinking a chocolate milkshake, I switched off 
honestly who buys this crap?? It’s not even original it’s all just the same tracksuit with random words on??? Not cheap either. I don’t get it First lights4fun with Carys. Now Thorntons. Never seen her eat anything from there before and now I’ve already got some for Xmas treats to go with gifts. Soon there’ll be nothing left for us normals to buy without it being flogged by the likes of Carby and Carys.
P.s. it must bother Elle so much that McVitie hasn’t gifted her anything.
P.s. it must bother Elle so much that McVitie hasn’t gifted her anything.
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Mcvitie gifted her a double chin and a fat gunt
Still a size 8 though x
Oops...... Damn predictive text. Should say LickersThis is soooo appropriate for the ass lockers
Its bouncing on the ball for meWe've got to create a poll on the next thread, seeing as we're coming towards the end of the year aka "The Bellynor Carby Award For Best Moment of 2021"
Let's put our collective Angle Hive Mind together, and list all the momentous moments and highlights she's #gifted us this year, and whoever creates the next thread can add the Poll in
- The cringe pregnancy shoot where she cradled a large fart
- The hair transplant travel during the height of the Winter pandemic
- The insistence of not wearing any bottoms leading to the glorious "Guntflap" nickname
- The White Piss Video
- The Nursery Reveal at 4 weeks pregnant
- The Playroom Reveal at 2 days pregnant
- The post-birth Unitard photoshoot in the Piss stained car park
- The Queen Angle who took candid shots of them pushing Baby Biscuit to get his name registered
- The fact that BaBy BoY McViTiE was actually called SAINT
Add more Angles....
Also maternity photoshoot on the first week of pregnancy and avoiding paparazzi through the back door in hospital boo
probably as bored of Carby as I am at the moment. Her life is so bland I can’t even be bothered to comment on it
Or me... I don't feel inspired to take the piss out of her or the corpseprobably as bored of Carby as I am at the moment. Her life is so bland I can’t even be bothered to comment on it
angles, does anyone else know who Ronnie Pickering is? The guy in the red Citroen? From Hull (aka my hometown and the best worst city there is). That reminds me of Elle.
“Do you know who I am”
“Who”
“Ronnie Pickering Elle Darby”
“Who”
“RONNIE PICKERING ELLE DARBY”
“Who the fucks that?”
“Me”
“Do you know who I am”
“Who”
“
“Who”
“
“Who the fucks that?”
“Me”
Whenever someone mentions she's 25, which s also my age, I'm just like ????????????? 25, serously, not at least 40?!such a random thing to share and what’s with the hun?
I don’t know, there’s just something about Elle that I find cringey. Elle‘s only 25 which isn’t old but she just comes across as the mum who’s trying to stay relevant and cool with her teenage daughter and her friends but just ends up coming across cringe and embarrassing
I find I look just my age-ish, and am obviously surrounded by people who are 25, some look a bit younger, some a bit older, but damn she looks SO MUCH older from all the tit she's had stuffed in her face (filler and choccies included) 
She could legit have a teenage child and I wouldn't even question it based on her looks. How does she really think she looks any better than she used to, she was really sweet-cute-looking?
Lol I bet she’s used the ‘don’t you know who I am’ line a time or too. Along with the ‘this is MY house CON so don’t step out of line’angles, does anyone else know who Ronnie Pickering is? The guy in the red Citroen? From Hull (aka my hometown and the best worst city there is). That reminds me of Elle.
“Do you know who I am”
“Who”
“Ronnie PickeringElle Darby”
“Who”
“RONNIE PICKERINGELLE DARBY”
“Who the fucks that?”
“Me”
Yeeassssssssangles, does anyone else know who Ronnie Pickering is? The guy in the red Citroen? From Hull (aka my hometown and the best worst city there is). That reminds me of Elle.
“Do you know who I am”
“Who”
“Ronnie PickeringElle Darby”
“Who”
“RONNIE PICKERINGELLE DARBY”
“Who the fucks that?”
“Me”
hi fellow hull tattler 
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