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Elle Darby #36 Conβs been in Elle's purse, he's gone and bought an electric hearse
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Why bother with the Halloween Decs when you're engaged to the Living bloody Dead all year round anyway....? 
Hello AnGLeS!!!
I see Princess Guntflaps is still living her best XXS life still! 
I had to take a wee break for a while, but have low key been seeing what ridiculous shenaniganary Elle Derpy's been up to...
NTA's... The DRESS. The Ronseal Foundation line that met the pale white hairline. The nosebleed seats! I went a few years ago, worked not too far from Greenwich/The O2 at the time, had much better seats and was sat just rows away from showbiz legends and rubbed shoulders with the likes of Bruce Forsyth, Ant & Dec, Heather Trott. From the Vlog footage, she looked like she was rubbing shoulders with complete non-entities in her favourite piss-stained car park. (Complete with Chloe Sims and her e-cig in the background. Classy
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And as for poor little Saint Schutzstaffel Swift getting his own Insta account? Speechless but not surprised.... gotta start earning Son, you're 2 months old now and Mummy and Daddy need to save for that 6 week Safari/USA Honeymoon Road Trip. Don't worry, the dogs will get a free #gifted stay at the Dog Hotel, but Ya Angle Gal Mama needs extra disposable income for the new wardrobe she'll need. Alternatively, they might stop off at Disney Orlando and drop SSS off there for a few weeks free babysitting, seeing as Elle was such a huge help with getting them on the map finally.
And finally....THE ELECTRIC HEARSE!!!
Throwaway fashion, a huge Range Rover and constantly buying tit to pollute the planet with. The Tesla is for clout (and on finance no doubt!)
I've missed you, you RASCALS!!!
Hello AnGLeS!!!
I see Princess Guntflaps is still living her best XXS life still! I had to take a wee break for a while, but have low key been seeing what ridiculous shenaniganary Elle Derpy's been up to...
NTA's... The DRESS. The Ronseal Foundation line that met the pale white hairline. The nosebleed seats! I went a few years ago, worked not too far from Greenwich/The O2 at the time, had much better seats and was sat just rows away from showbiz legends and rubbed shoulders with the likes of Bruce Forsyth, Ant & Dec, Heather Trott. From the Vlog footage, she looked like she was rubbing shoulders with complete non-entities in her favourite piss-stained car park. (Complete with Chloe Sims and her e-cig in the background. Classy
)And as for poor little Saint Schutzstaffel Swift getting his own Insta account? Speechless but not surprised.... gotta start earning Son, you're 2 months old now and Mummy and Daddy need to save for that 6 week Safari/USA Honeymoon Road Trip. Don't worry, the dogs will get a free #gifted stay at the Dog Hotel, but Ya Angle Gal Mama needs extra disposable income for the new wardrobe she'll need. Alternatively, they might stop off at Disney Orlando and drop SSS off there for a few weeks free babysitting, seeing as Elle was such a huge help with getting them on the map finally.
And finally....THE ELECTRIC HEARSE!!!
Throwaway fashion, a huge Range Rover and constantly buying tit to pollute the planet with. The Tesla is for clout (and on finance no doubt!)
I've missed you, you RASCALS!!!
Welcome back from the crypt booWhy bother with the Halloween Decs when you're engaged to the Living bloody Dead all year round anyway....?
Hello AnGLeS!!!
I had to take a wee break for a while, but have low key been seeing what ridiculous shenaniganary Elle Derpy's been up to...
NTA's... The DRESS. The Ronseal Foundation line that met the pale white hairline. The nosebleed seats! I went a few years ago, worked not too far from Greenwich/The O2 at the time, had much better seats and was sat just rows away from showbiz legends and rubbed shoulders with the likes of Bruce Forsyth, Ant & Dec, Heather Trott. From the Vlog footage, she looked like she was rubbing shoulders with complete non-entities in her favourite piss-stained car park. (Complete with Chloe Sims and her e-cig in the background. Classy
And as for poor little Saint Schutzstaffel Swift getting his own Insta account? Speechless but not surprised.... gotta start earning Son, you're 2 months old now and Mummy and Daddy need to save for that 6 week Safari/USA Honeymoon Road Trip. Don't worry, the dogs will get a free #gifted stay at the Dog Hotel, but Ya Angle Gal Mama needs extra disposable income for the new wardrobe she'll need. Alternatively, they might stop off at Disney Orlando and drop SSS off there for a few weeks free babysitting, seeing as Elle was such a huge help with getting them on the map finally.
And finally....THE ELECTRIC HEARSE!!!
Throwaway fashion, a huge Range Rover and constantly buying tit to pollute the planet with. The Tesla is for clout (and on finance no doubt!)
I've missed you, you RASCALS!!!
FFS I meant my version of decorating for autumnI put up halloween decs mid Oct and get the ouija board out... that's my version of decorating for halloween
What the duck is a cosy dinner?
Apparently lighting a candle makes a dinner cosy, even a hello fresh stirfry
Elle could stick a lit B&M candle next to a cheesy wotsit sandwich and sheβd call it a cosy lunch Maybe one that isn't a takeaway?
OMG IβVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH WELCOME HOME BOOWhy bother with the Halloween Decs when you're engaged to the Living bloody Dead all year round anyway....?
Hello AnGLeS!!!
I had to take a wee break for a while, but have low key been seeing what ridiculous shenaniganary Elle Derpy's been up to...
NTA's... The DRESS. The Ronseal Foundation line that met the pale white hairline. The nosebleed seats! I went a few years ago, worked not too far from Greenwich/The O2 at the time, had much better seats and was sat just rows away from showbiz legends and rubbed shoulders with the likes of Bruce Forsyth, Ant & Dec, Heather Trott. From the Vlog footage, she looked like she was rubbing shoulders with complete non-entities in her favourite piss-stained car park. (Complete with Chloe Sims and her e-cig in the background. Classy
And as for poor little Saint Schutzstaffel Swift getting his own Insta account? Speechless but not surprised.... gotta start earning Son, you're 2 months old now and Mummy and Daddy need to save for that 6 week Safari/USA Honeymoon Road Trip. Don't worry, the dogs will get a free #gifted stay at the Dog Hotel, but Ya Angle Gal Mama needs extra disposable income for the new wardrobe she'll need. Alternatively, they might stop off at Disney Orlando and drop SSS off there for a few weeks free babysitting, seeing as Elle was such a huge help with getting them on the map finally.
And finally....THE ELECTRIC HEARSE!!!
Throwaway fashion, a huge Range Rover and constantly buying tit to pollute the planet with. The Tesla is for clout (and on finance no doubt!)
I've missed you, you RASCALS!!!
Itβs one thatβs been regurgitated from Gemma βSelf proclaimed queen of cosyβ Miles
If anyone hasnβt seen it, you should watch Bo Burnhams white womans Instagram itβs so accurate!White women instagrammers everywhereβ¦.
Why bother with the Halloween Decs when you're engaged to the Living bloody Dead all year round anyway....?
Hello AnGLeS!!!
I had to take a wee break for a while, but have low key been seeing what ridiculous shenaniganary Elle Derpy's been up to...
NTA's... The DRESS. The Ronseal Foundation line that met the pale white hairline. The nosebleed seats! I went a few years ago, worked not too far from Greenwich/The O2 at the time, had much better seats and was sat just rows away from showbiz legends and rubbed shoulders with the likes of Bruce Forsyth, Ant & Dec, Heather Trott. From the Vlog footage, she looked like she was rubbing shoulders with complete non-entities in her favourite piss-stained car park. (Complete with Chloe Sims and her e-cig in the background. Classy
And as for poor little Saint Schutzstaffel Swift getting his own Insta account? Speechless but not surprised.... gotta start earning Son, you're 2 months old now and Mummy and Daddy need to save for that 6 week Safari/USA Honeymoon Road Trip. Don't worry, the dogs will get a free #gifted stay at the Dog Hotel, but Ya Angle Gal Mama needs extra disposable income for the new wardrobe she'll need. Alternatively, they might stop off at Disney Orlando and drop SSS off there for a few weeks free babysitting, seeing as Elle was such a huge help with getting them on the map finally.
And finally....THE ELECTRIC HEARSE!!!
Throwaway fashion, a huge Range Rover and constantly buying tit to pollute the planet with. The Tesla is for clout (and on finance no doubt!)
I've missed you, you RASCALS!!!
In my head for some mental reason as you wrote your post
Welcome back BOO-tiful
50 quid for that crappy swift farm sign? She's off her nut, far too much money wasted on decorating for Autumn 
Also can't wait until SSS hits the sleep regressions/teething she's so smug just now thinking she's got it nailed
Also can't wait until SSS hits the sleep regressions/teething she's so smug just now thinking she's got it nailed
Gemma Louise Miles would light a candle whilst using the toilet and call it a 'Cosy' tit 
Funniest thing Iβve seen!!!
There she is!!!Gemma Louise Miles would light a candle whilst using the toilet and call it a 'Cosy' tit
Swift Farm... ah yes because farms are traditionally new build houses with astroturf covered in dog tit50 quid for that crappy swift farm sign? She's off her nut, far too much money wasted on decorating for Autumn
Also can't wait until SSS hits the sleep regressions/teething she's so smug just now thinking she's got it nailed
Omg hi welcome back @WhiteOrchid missed seeing your comments! Hope you are well AngleBoo!
I know I'm going to hell but this picture literally personifies everything wrong with Elle... The fact this person decided to draw this digital portrait and in the bleeping reference photo Elle is pouting 
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Omg how good was Calpol though? And Tixylix, anyone else have that?OMG! I know! It was so good! You were only allowed two really bit sometimes could lay it on thick and get an extra spoonful!
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