You can see the length of his nails in the picture, they aren’t even close to really short. My little girl will occasionally scratch herself but she’s never had multiple scratches over his face like SSS does
Elle Darby #36 Con’s been in Elle's purse, he's gone and bought an electric hearse
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Theres a great Instagram called @BathEats that lists sooooo many amazing hidden gems! I’m always in there looking for something new to try.
Make sure you book in advance as it’s hard to get in anywhere on a Weekend let alone New Years!
How funny, I also went there today and was not impressedNo doubt she’ll go in the middle of half term when it’s super busy so she can get her photo ops in and think people are watching in awe, when really they’ll be wondering what the hell is going on!
(side note, that’s where I went today and I wasn’t impressed)
very lack lustre and annoys me that the cafe isn open anymore so can’t even get a coffee unless you want to stand in the rain.I was on the look out for Carby and was half expecting a cOoooNn any moment
Exactly this! I thought my three year old had mastered potty training until he was struck with a stomach bug which made him scared to go to the toilet two months later of pooing his pants constantly holding it in we finally have mastered the toilet again!She wants LOTS of babies- oh boo you just wait until Saint is moving around your white company house- makes me giggle when people say they want ALL THE BABIES befor there first has even started crawling and causing mischief! You just wait boo the best is yet to come
Carting the baby to London again. Does she doe any baby groups or anything that’s for him and not for her??
Yes I agree, I do like a nice garden centre cafe tbhHow funny, I also went there today and was not impressed
I was on the look out for Carby and was half expecting a cOoooNn any moment
Nah she’s too famous for that, someone might want a selfie with Suzuki
Lucy is such a hands on mum and always does things with the kids that you think it would rub off on Ellie belly. But it’s not glam enough for the ‘gram’ to take Suzuki Swift to soft play or a baby sensory group! I’m sure those groups aren’t beige or ‘white company’ enough for her also.
I think he's a bit young for soft play
Lol he should be. He’s already 11 years old in Ellie’s years
That's 3 times she's dragged him to London within the last 2 months. Why does she think it's so special in London? I live here and yesterday a pigeon shat on my phone screen as I came out of Baker Street Station. 
Suppose the only time Suzuki sees any colour or sensory experiences is on the train from Trowbridge to Paddington.
Still can't believe she didn't cash in during the height of the pandemic with a beige range of Angelle Collection face masks!
Suppose the only time Suzuki sees any colour or sensory experiences is on the train from Trowbridge to Paddington.
Still can't believe she didn't cash in during the height of the pandemic with a beige range of Angelle Collection face masks!
Poor little Saint will be absolutely bozz-eyed when he starts any sort of nursery/pre-school. Imagine ALL those colours in one place?!!! It will send him into sensory overload.That's 3 times she's dragged him to London within the last 2 months. Why does she think it's so special in London? I live here and yesterday a pigeon shat on my phone screen as I came out of Baker Street Station.
Suppose the only time Suzuki sees any colour or sensory experiences is on the train from Trowbridge to Paddington.
Still can't believe she didn't cash in during the height of the pandemic with a beige range of Angelle Collection face masks!
Ffs even got a filter on when she’s having her make up done! She’s awful.
Long time lurker here but just spotted this on ITS - new collection maybe?
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You guys on here crack me up love this thread you guys are hilarious! That selfie couple pages back full Pete Burns vibes there
I think it is to! On her stories you can see clothes in the backround and pretty sure the huge black label is ITS
Why does she drag him with her to london when she’s going for work? Not as if she’s nobody at home to take him
She wouldn’t stoop down to a baby group! Who do you think she is
I think Con is there with them too as he’s posted about a shoot, looks like the same shape arched windows as behind Elle
Lol because she’s such a loyal rep for ITS. She never wore or promoted her line after she collected her paycheck. Just saw it as an easy payday and another photo shoot where she gets glamed up and have a team buff her massive ego. She has to work to pay for that wedding so I’m sure she will be doing a lot more paid or promotional work. Wonder how many Hello Fresh meals she will cook now till the wedding too.
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